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34 - Pyromancer - NSFW/18+ If you know me irl, I'm really sorry for what I do with this page Not really, but I find the gesture helps

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Latest posts by massivewaifu.bsky.social on Bluesky

taking life in hand and examining the pieces...

life is...pretty good right now. I'm in the best mental health of my adult life, I feel like myself, my friends are all successful...

whatever deities I have on my side, let ya girl know how to pay it forward

16.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was married but Iโ€™m not married any more. Women donโ€™t like the vehicle.

16.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1684    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

seriously, what kind of sacrifices do I need to make to get a consistent tabletop group rolling?

apart from GMing, but I've basically accepted that I have to run the game if I want a group

29.09.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a great weekend

cooked delicious food
spent time with friends
wiped out whole blocks of a prey-thing's memory

good times

22.09.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pyromancer posting gonna make a comeback, I have been spending too much time looking at social media and I need to make my experience less hinged

10.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Silly RP group Halloween AU went the direction it was always going to go

Generous donor Sula belongs to @gooploop.bsky.social

06.09.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rally is an amazing artist and you should follow them.

13.07.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's me, i'm she

20.06.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A parody of the 'Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat' Calvin and Hobbes cover with Sandra (a werewolf) in place of Hobbes, who is leaping at Nina (a human, sleepily minding her own business) in place of Calvin.

A parody of the 'Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat' Calvin and Hobbes cover with Sandra (a werewolf) in place of Hobbes, who is leaping at Nina (a human, sleepily minding her own business) in place of Calvin.

The prompt was 'Ambush'

12.06.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1280    ๐Ÿ” 339    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

#belegarth folks

see y'all at Armageddon

03.06.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

treat me like a princess:

fuck a baby into me to ensure the succession in front of the entire court

26.05.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Genuinely? The Evil Woman era has been treating me great. I feel empowered, I feel confident, I feel /fucking filthy horny all the time./

This is my alt. It's deranged hornyposting and writing. Caveat emptor.

26.05.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to watch Appleseed and the original GitS soon

12.05.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're trans and haven't seen Eva

You're a nerd and haven't seen Eva

You're a mech writer and haven't seen Eva

Your sins keep mounting

12.05.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of user MassiveWaifu's hand holding a 16oz bottle of Busch Lt. Her hand is fucking huge. Seriously. Long, tapered fingers. You out there reading this, it's ok. You can think about her hands and fingers.

A picture of user MassiveWaifu's hand holding a 16oz bottle of Busch Lt. Her hand is fucking huge. Seriously. Long, tapered fingers. You out there reading this, it's ok. You can think about her hands and fingers.

Few pleasures so sublime as the post-swordfighting beer.

12.05.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boy, this Endless person sure has your number

11.05.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time someone cool likes my post or I reply to something serious or retweet someone talented I always have to be like "god, should I put on gloves so I don't get my skeezy grease on them?"

11.05.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I seriously can't express enough how good it feels to pick swords back up after nine months away from them

08.05.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mermaid sucking a lady pirate's dick!! The mermaid's long, serpentine tail arcs up for the pirate to lean back and brace herself on, her sheer shirt falling off her shoulders and pulled down to expose her breasts. The mermaid is firmly holding the pirate's thighs and her long tongue is coiled around her cock.

A mermaid sucking a lady pirate's dick!! The mermaid's long, serpentine tail arcs up for the pirate to lean back and brace herself on, her sheer shirt falling off her shoulders and pulled down to expose her breasts. The mermaid is firmly holding the pirate's thighs and her long tongue is coiled around her cock.

reposting for mermay!! ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’“

07.05.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2164    ๐Ÿ” 488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mirror selfie of user MassiveWaifu. She is wearing a knee-length red tunic with a wide gold stripe running from right shoulder to left hip. She is flexing, holding a large water tumbler in her right hand

A mirror selfie of user MassiveWaifu. She is wearing a knee-length red tunic with a wide gold stripe running from right shoulder to left hip. She is flexing, holding a large water tumbler in her right hand

sword time, girlies

#belegarth #swordfighting #sworddyke

08.05.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Hey, MW, you ok?"
-"Yeah, I'm just...yeah."

07.05.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sartha eating up all the empire's budget

04.05.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 265    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A coworker told me to site my sources politically

I haven't had to write a bibliography in years. Ugh.

05.05.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Great running into your ex today in Allston!

๐Ÿ“ธ: @mhouten19

04.05.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Service Tops wielding big straps being complimented at their tremendous size and how good their dick feels, all while their organic cocks are left to dangle or strain against their cage~

GOLLY๐Ÿฅต

05.05.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im feeling like a sane and rational human about this art

05.05.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I see threads about getting scientists out of the states, I feel my teeth grind a little shorter.

No degree. Not much money. Mental wiring problems.

Guess we will see y'all on the other side of this shit.

04.05.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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