Massive Waifu

sometimes I just get tired of being the designated social initiator

Reviewbrah of Report of the Week is in a thrift store. He's wearing a gray suit with a white shirt and light green tie. The trousers hang pin straight without a pucker or ripple.

look how beautifully these trousers hang

taking life in hand and examining the pieces...

life is...pretty good right now. I'm in the best mental health of my adult life, I feel like myself, my friends are all successful...

whatever deities I have on my side, let ya girl know how to pay it forward

I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.

seriously, what kind of sacrifices do I need to make to get a consistent tabletop group rolling?

apart from GMing, but I've basically accepted that I have to run the game if I want a group

what a great weekend

cooked delicious food
spent time with friends
wiped out whole blocks of a prey-thing's memory

good times

pyromancer posting gonna make a comeback, I have been spending too much time looking at social media and I need to make my experience less hinged

Silly RP group Halloween AU went the direction it was always going to go

Generous donor Sula belongs to @gooploop.bsky.social

Rally is an amazing artist and you should follow them.

it's me, i'm she

A parody of the 'Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat' Calvin and Hobbes cover with Sandra (a werewolf) in place of Hobbes, who is leaping at Nina (a human, sleepily minding her own business) in place of Calvin.

The prompt was 'Ambush'

#belegarth folks

see y'all at Armageddon

treat me like a princess:

fuck a baby into me to ensure the succession in front of the entire court

Genuinely? The Evil Woman era has been treating me great. I feel empowered, I feel confident, I feel /fucking filthy horny all the time./

This is my alt. It's deranged hornyposting and writing. Caveat emptor.

We need to watch Appleseed and the original GitS soon

You're trans and haven't seen Eva

You're a nerd and haven't seen Eva

You're a mech writer and haven't seen Eva

Your sins keep mounting

A picture of user MassiveWaifu's hand holding a 16oz bottle of Busch Lt. Her hand is fucking huge. Seriously. Long, tapered fingers. You out there reading this, it's ok. You can think about her hands and fingers.

Few pleasures so sublime as the post-swordfighting beer.

boy, this Endless person sure has your number

Every time someone cool likes my post or I reply to something serious or retweet someone talented I always have to be like "god, should I put on gloves so I don't get my skeezy grease on them?"

I seriously can't express enough how good it feels to pick swords back up after nine months away from them

A mermaid sucking a lady pirate's dick!! The mermaid's long, serpentine tail arcs up for the pirate to lean back and brace herself on, her sheer shirt falling off her shoulders and pulled down to expose her breasts. The mermaid is firmly holding the pirate's thighs and her long tongue is coiled around her cock.

reposting for mermay!! 🧜‍♀️💓

A mirror selfie of user MassiveWaifu. She is wearing a knee-length red tunic with a wide gold stripe running from right shoulder to left hip. She is flexing, holding a large water tumbler in her right hand

sword time, girlies

#belegarth #swordfighting #sworddyke

"Hey, MW, you ok?"
-"Yeah, I'm just...yeah."

sartha eating up all the empire's budget

A coworker told me to site my sources politically

I haven't had to write a bibliography in years. Ugh.

Great running into your ex today in Allston!

📸: @mhouten19

Service Tops wielding big straps being complimented at their tremendous size and how good their dick feels, all while their organic cocks are left to dangle or strain against their cage~

GOLLY🥵