Don't do anything silly, Steve!
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Don't do anything silly, Steve!
04.03.2026 10:36 — 👍 445 🔁 40 💬 8 📌 1Beautiful! I keep 3 conglomerates in the shower because they're so pretty wet.
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Evidently, I'm not the only one who thinks so.
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I feel you, Steve. Someday we're all just held together by string.
04.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WAR CRIMES DON'T HIDE SEX CRIMES!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
You can lick any rock. Once.
03.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perfect timing! Tonight I will simply light a candle and breathe. ImFeb was a hard month.
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May your diet cokes be crisp and your hoodie strings be even, and may you never stir your coffee with the cat food spoon. This is my sincere wish for you all today.
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🎯🎯
28.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 15857 🔁 5891 💬 377 📌 216We had hissing cockroaches at a nature center i used to work at. I played withem so much they stopped hissing. I've never seen them give birth though. Thank you.
27.02.2026 11:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.
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The richest man owns X.
The second and third richest men control Google.
The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.
And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
The best type of pie :)
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What she says…
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It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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How we should file taxes this year
23.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 35 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0Good. Burn it down, and we'll start over. Just like the Declaration of Independence tells us to.
24.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol - that will hold a LOT of cookies! 🥰
23.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I celebrated without even knowing. It was delicious.
23.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you have the obligatory blue Danish cookie tin to store them?
23.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I also have to psyche myself up for social gatherings.
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Two pink sock monkeys with purple eyes hold eachother up.
Emotional support sock monkeys. One for my stepson's goddaughter, and one for his gf who is fighting cancer.
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A black cat looks sleepily up at the camera, sitting on a pile of white feathers.
He's sleeping on his vanquished feather toy. Satisfied with a successful hunt, and finding peace in the carnage. Everyday is #caturday
22.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the attitude of wrens - small, but mighty!!
22.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I went to field camp in the Neb badlands, and found a complete oreodont. And lots of feline coprolites! Such an amazing week! Thank you for bringing back great memories.
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Far Side
20.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 4983 🔁 1221 💬 80 📌 37I was waiting for the ketchup to hit the fan when I saw this story this morning.
20.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some good news!!!
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