[looks directly at the camera after posting about how they have no plan all day]
02.03.2026 03:04 β π 189 π 20 π¬ 4 π 0It's not enough to be cartoonishly evil, these fucks have to be impossibly stupid as well
02.03.2026 03:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They just did a Master Of Disguise joke this show was fucking made for me
02.03.2026 03:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When it happens there will be celebrations in every corner of the globe
02.03.2026 01:58 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0He doesn't know the difference between political asylum and insane asylum but he's allowed to bomb whoever he wants with no justification
02.03.2026 01:57 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The one that happened on friday?
02.03.2026 01:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Richard Sherman never killed Russ during practice but these guys might kill Jennings
02.03.2026 01:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read: "You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."
01.03.2026 22:58 β π 986 π 223 π¬ 14 π 4Teyana Taylor with a little assistance from her daughter, SLAY π₯ the #ActorAwards red carpet
02.03.2026 00:12 β π 529 π 110 π¬ 10 π 45Mike Judge, looking like a senator who goes on fox news to complain about dating apps
It will never not be funny to me that this is what Mike Judge looks like.
01.03.2026 22:34 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 3 π 4No love for Kbuts?
01.03.2026 22:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oak Table LLC
01.01.2026 05:48 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0fantasy football podcasters making their rankings in the offseason
01.03.2026 22:17 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Alright
01.03.2026 22:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Where were you when Jason unveiled a new bit?
01.03.2026 22:06 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0john schneider negotiating with ken walker's agent
28.02.2026 22:38 β π 35 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's clichΓ© to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.
01.03.2026 21:54 β π 3275 π 648 π¬ 92 π 21I think of the room in my parents basement that used to be a wine cellar but is now stacked floor to ceiling with board games and smells like old puzzles and dirt
01.03.2026 21:27 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Finally unpacked all the shot glasses I bought on my trip - only 27 π«‘
01.03.2026 21:19 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's crazy how long the day is when you're not driving for 8 hours
01.03.2026 20:57 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Finally they're making good food again
01.03.2026 20:45 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0when you know how war works
01.03.2026 20:43 β π 229 π 16 π¬ 14 π 0That's my guy
01.03.2026 20:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Misty name Soleil Lowkey
01.03.2026 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a capital B Big Boy
01.03.2026 20:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A loaf of gluten free bread labeled "super seeded bread"
They superseded bread?
01.03.2026 20:21 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0masculine fruit leather mascot Wild Barry
01.03.2026 20:24 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Sigourney Weaver's Mando character, handing Din a New Republic war criminal bounty card.
Close-up of Big Baby Vance face on the bounty card.
01.03.2026 20:12 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0