It is bedtime.
04.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0It is bedtime.
04.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Seahawks undefeated when Velus Jones Jr is active
04.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0That's not true pookums
04.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The super-rich thinking they will never face consequences is what historically precedes the biggest consequences
04.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 66 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0Get him a cameo in top gun 3
04.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get him a wax figure in the Smithsonian Air & Space imo
04.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hustle is legit the only reason I have any followers
04.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0My take is you can buy every single girl scout cookie year round in any grocery store for cheaper and I truly don't know how they've managed to maintain the illusion of scarcity so long
04.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How could you all do this to my boy Cotton Candy
03.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clarity of purpose
03.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright I'm listening
03.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have had to say "okay, can you walk me through why you're worried about that?" to my coworkers way more times today than I would like
03.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see we're starting the "seahawks continue the streak of a different week 1 starting center" machine again huh
03.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lovely phrasing, good morning Ben
03.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Easy-to-Remember Conversion Chart Gallons to Litres 1 Gallon = 1 Litre Pounds to Kilos 1 Pound = 1 Kilo Fahrenheit to Celcius 1°F = 1°C Inches to Centimetres 1 Inch = 1 Centimetre Feet to Metres 1 Foot = 1 Metre Miles to Kilometres 1 Mile = 1 Kilometre
Here's a universal conversion chart that's very easy to remember. Hopefully it proves useful
03.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 138 🔁 31 💬 28 📌 2Oh word?
03.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When a mutual changes their pfp and display name at the same time
03.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1I was not drafted by an NFL football team, ladies and gents 😘
03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bobo joining Shit-Poopster as starters on the "oh lmao he's got a ring" all-pro team
03.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was yelling at him not to go down
03.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think Kristi Noem is less able to process real time conversations than a 10 year old
03.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Have you ever caught a child in a lie, and they're too young to really come up with some plausible deniability, but they know they're not supposed to lie, so they get stuck in a feedback loop in front of your eyes as they try to work out how to not be in trouble?
03.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Trump's trying to find the guy who did this.
03.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 1981 🔁 710 💬 60 📌 12Who takes off their watch to eat?
03.03.2026 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Henlo
03.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sure it would be easy to get him to quote this headline
03.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0