Jessica Fox

Funko pop in box of Buffy the Vampire Slayer holding a GOD DAMN AXE!!! It says Buffy with scythe on the box. The fucking MORONS!

That is not a fucking scythe

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING SCYTHE!!!

My favourite is offering the hand before the crowd and then leading the way and pulling you safely through

Oh gods please

yyyyyyyyup

*deep sigh*

I once lost all speech apart from a slurred “it’s still going” whilst I was cumming for like ten seconds straight

Cheddar cheese dipped into toffee yoghurt like a spoon

A ginger cat on top of a television stand. She’s so cute and skittish ohmygawsh her brother and sister are so much more trusting but they’re all loving in their own ways

She is so sweet 🥹

I’ve never said no before 😇

Small black and white cat sleeping up against me

Kitten sitting :3

Forgot that Locktober was a thing until I opened Instagram for the first time in a couple of days and essentially got beaten around the neck and head by videos all about it

That does mean that the algorithm is working as it should though

“We don’t know what the fuck to do either”

I’ll have you know that I’m a slutty sub being taken care of by lots of people :p

Discord Text Person (09:24): Btw bring bottom prep stuff My intent is to take you raving, cook for you and pound your prostate so hard your eyes swap places MacJess (09:26) I really love my life

Dyu know sometimes people say stuff to me that it genuinely takes me two minutes to know what to say back

“In our experiments, when everyday people are asked to “be funny,” most attempts land flat or cross lines.”

Yeah well no fucking shit. That sounds like the most toe curling inducing experiment ever

“Hey, you, be funny”
“Fuck off”

“Subjects attempt at humour landed flat again”

Hopefully they can ditch the landlords and the bigots

Ill give it a listen! 🖤

Walked past a street Jesus person with a mic talking about rejecting the devil

Wearing knee high boots, a skirt, a tight black t-shirt to show off my giant tits, a collar and cuffs, grinned at him waved and he genuinely paused for a second

I’d LOVE to know what went on in his head just then

Anytime! 🖤 :3

In this you’re great and even if you weren’t it’s for inspiration so don’t worry, I’m not trying to directly copy you

I dunno if this is weird but I occasionally save skeets for voice training inspo and yours has so gone on the list

Wear them everyday. Or leggings if it’s chillier

Very autumnal colouring!

It’s so pathetic that this account got created literally just to reply to this post

God I hope they dock your wages for how shit a job you’re doing

Major problem gang. Got my nipples pierced recently while off from work and they’ve made shit CRAZY sensitive of which I’m a big fan.

Went back to work and am wearing a slightly thinner bra today and they’re rubbing against my work top and it’s just enough to be pleasant and it’s driving me crazy

Breaking a wooden hair brush is crazy

Shoot me a dm 😜

Slut, interestingly enough, has amazing mouthfeel as word

Watranda Forever!

Is that something? Has that got any juice?

Just got my nipples pierced after wanting to do it for years

Pics not to follow (unless you ask super nicely)

Oh, shit yeah! Being the third in that chain sounds so hot

I can’t like …

Guys insane!

Masturbating to a video of you masturbating …….

Ultimate in narcissism?