Jason

Slipknot is so legit good, why did it take until just recently to realize? I had over 20 years to come to this and just now?

I love scrambled eggs but omelettes are pretty good too and so much easier to clean the pan.

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Last night I ran a one shot game of #PirateBorg with 5 people I didn't know. Felt good to be back in the zone

#TTRPG

I was a kid that hated all beans except green beans and jellybeans. I've since come around on black beans but it wasn't until today that I found out I love red kidney beans. I knew they don't detract from chili but I didn't know that if you literally just heat and eat they're great.

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April seems so desperate, it's a shame Kim put her down so fast #bip #bachelorinparadise

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Kat you done goofed giving that rose to Dale #bip #bachelorinparadise

I assume April's rose to Jonathan was truly a producer rose but I have no idea why they want to keep Jonathan around. He's an alright guy but repeatedly shows the people he is interested in are not interested in him, isn't he just gone the next time girls have roses? #bip #bachelorinparadise

Gary is a hot commodity; the golden meta calls for youthful spirit. It obviously follows that at some point a golden will give a rose to a regular(? What are we calling them?) #bip #bachelorinparadise

When I see these people explicitly botching the whole game of it I have to come to terms with the likelihood they're just... not... smart #bip #bachelorinparadise

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Did Dale make up "deaded"? Stop trying to make deaded happen #bip #bachelorinparadise

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Hannah Brown on paradise is so strange, she's like a shackled genie #bip #bachelorinparadise

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Is this just how drunk boomers behave #bip #bachelorinparadise

Don't the women have the roses this time? What's with April throwing herself at Kim? #bip #bachelorinparadise

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Cap'n Kim is definitely being portrayed as a creep in the edit. He's always been presented as aloof but ugh #bip #bachelorinparadise

Getting around to watching #bip a couple days late this week

They're doing the Love Is Blind thing where the songs are super on the nose #bip #bachelorinparadise

Damn I was 50/50 on whether this 'I know what you did last summer' tribute was an elaborate entrance or integrated marketing. #bip #bachelorinparadise

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If Jordan Kimball was the mayor of paradise what is Sean?

#bip #bachelorinparadise

Tell me we will get to see Captain Kim drive a boat

#bip #bachelorinparadise

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It is pretty baffling. We barely get to see some of these people.

Does Sean specifically like Jill or something? I assume one of the guys coming soon is 'for' Jill or else they wouldn't have given her Justin's rose. #bip #bachelorinparadise

"the document"! Open gameplay speech! #gameofroses

#bip #bachelorinparadise

eww the olds are kissing!

#bip #bachelorinparadise

did we see Andrew and Bailey split ways? I must've missed it #bip #bachelorinparadise

lol Alexe "breaking up" with Jonathan.

I was pretty surprised he picked her anyway, she was pretty clear about not really liking him.

#bip #bachelorinparadise

Some people go on #BIP #Bachelorinparadise to redeem their reputation. Others to blow it to bits.

Wow Jeremy

Just think, this type of attitude is probably very common and they just don't show it

#bip #bachelorinparadise

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The goldens make Spencer seem even younger #bip #bachelorinparadise