I'm rapping all crazy like Yabba dabba doo
02.03.2026 22:43 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm rapping all crazy like Yabba dabba doo
02.03.2026 22:43 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you're a sniper and you need a spotter, that's really pathetic
02.03.2026 03:26 β π 34 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Trick Or Turd
25.02.2026 08:08 β π 36 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you're a rich piece of shit why not do something cool. Something that's not the main thing you should do, anyway.
24.02.2026 22:03 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0If you're a rich piece of shit why not do something cool. Something that's not the main thing you should do, anyway.
24.02.2026 22:03 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I help cook community dinners here most Wednesdays. The space also does other cool things for the community like distributing free groceries. Chuck it some money to help set up its new home if you can: chuffed.org/project/cata...
24.02.2026 07:29 β π 26 π 7 π¬ 0 π 1
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.
The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
with an awesome promo video and a US$500 goal there's no reason we shouldn't get this made
23.02.2026 10:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New Year on the Frontlines: Young guys plant #coral on the seafloor
20.02.2026 19:45 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
18.09.2024 04:34 β π 2963 π 343 π¬ 20 π 10All Rise To The Judgment Day.
18.02.2026 04:00 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I saw someone say the Bluesky mods all smoke crack. If false, that's a very disrespectful rumour to spread. But if true, it's deeply concerning for this social media platform.
18.02.2026 02:42 β π 66 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0how did I do that...
17.02.2026 21:27 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0saw a video of myself moving around. What the hell
17.02.2026 21:22 β π 73 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1I'm a yummy man
13.02.2026 23:48 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Gazaβs Health Ministry earlier said 591 people have been killed and 1,583 wounded since the βceasefireβ took effect, with 724 bodies recovered. Since October 7, 2023, the minimum recorded death toll at hospitals has surpassed 72,049, with 171,691 injured.
13.02.2026 22:07 β π 21 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0Hell yeah.
10.02.2026 22:59 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0The best, most creamy, melt-in-your-mouth poop
10.02.2026 15:54 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Video shows a man pinned to the ground as Australian police strike him repeatedly during an arrest. The man appears already subdued as blows continue. The incident occurred at protests in Sydney against Israeli President Isaac Herzog.
Video: Jared Kimpton via X (@jared_kimpton)
Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.
09.02.2026 09:00 β π 1512 π 815 π¬ 324 π 359Neil Young is so old, you know what I call him now. Neil Shit
07.02.2026 10:57 β π 66 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0I got my medbed π
05.02.2026 04:35 β π 43 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She told me you couldn't get hard (ware).
04.02.2026 03:54 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You're just mad she left you for me
04.02.2026 03:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love my A.I. girlfriend... We "clicked" from the very "start" (menu).
04.02.2026 03:42 β π 102 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1today is the third time elon has bought twitter in 4 years, @rmac.bsky.social just told me, so I guess it's time to update the book or something
03.02.2026 00:49 β π 114 π 13 π¬ 4 π 3By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. π
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