Michael Walsh - Human

I have an answer for this.

Everyone, whether they say it out loud or keep it to themselves, thinks they alone would not succumb to the One Ring. This is because people are lunatics. It would corrupt every single person.

Except for me.

YouTube video by Jimmy Eat World - Topic Last Christmas

It's December, which means it's once again time for me to inform the masses that Jimmy Eat World recorded the best version of "Last Christmas."

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Where do you rank Pete Yorn's?

Why do apes love Christmas?
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They believe in the spirit of gibbons.

YouTube video by Fel0096 Archive - Dennis Wideman's Shootout Fail (Febuary 2 2006)

It's this specific shootout attempt.

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The Grinch would have turned good within minutes of meeting the Ghost of Christmas Past. Guy (thing? animal? creature?) just wasn't a true hater.

Scrooge was a true hater, which is why they needed to hit him with the whole Christmas Ghost Playbook.

I haven't updated my official rankings in years, but "Eye of the Tiger" is not even a top four Rocky song with lyrics.

It's not even the best Survivor Rocky song!

McGraw wins worst lip sync this year.

:Hans Moleman drops his head in sadness:

BEST FLOAT EVAAAAH

Big chicken singing.

YEEEAH! My friend Jeremy is up early on the west coast for his annual live posting of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Top five yearly tradition for me. The other four also involve pie.

Legit chance we were sitting in the same theater at some point.

They completely revamped it to compete with the new AMC at Assembly Row and turned it into the best theater ever. Then COVID hit and they sold to Amazon. It's now a distribution warehouse and I hate everything.

This is the first time on any social media platform I have ever seen someone reference the greatest theater ever.

I'd rather die than throw them away.

At @nerdist.bsky.social I wrote about why Ted Wheeler is the only character on Stranger Things I truly care about.*

*In a very specific way

Cassandra Peterson on Her Deliciously Dark Elvira Tarot Cards The woman behind Elvira, Cassandra Peterson, talks all about her new delightful and dark Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Tarot card set.

This week for @nerdist.bsky.social, I got
to briefly chat with one of my childhood idols, Cassandra Peterson, as she gave me the details on her new #Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Tarot set. We also talked about already preparing for next Halloween, and one Trixie Mattel. nerdist.com/article/cass...

YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa (Official Video)

Introducing people to this absurd song and its even more insane music video is one of life's true joys.

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Serious question: how can that NOT be you?

This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

We stand with you today and every day🏳️‍⚧️

Definitely lied about the type, too.

I really like the new Midnight flavor. I hope they don't make that into a pie lest I have to do this all over again.

....Nice.

Hey what happened when the Pats schedule took them to Buffalo earlier this season?

I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.

You need me to put up the Don Draper "I don't think about you at all" meme or is this enough?

We definitely know sports joy. It's, like, our whole thing this century. Lots of joy.

Joshua Chamberlain!

Jonas Salk!

We Ate Kraft's Limited-Edition Apple Pie Mac & Cheese with Other WEIRD Foods Kraft is back with another weird foodstuff, so we got weird with Kraft Mac & Cheese Apple Pie. The results were stranger than we expected.

I don't usually have two weird food things go up at @nerdist.bsky.social so close together. Lucky you!

(Yes, that's ice cream with mac and cheese. Also yes, I ate it.)

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