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@kerouac151.bsky.social

Norton, Co. Durham. Finally left the Twitter hell hole. NUFC, dogs, cheese and the 90s. We are hope despite the times…

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A very long way from home. Impressive. πŸ˜„

02.03.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this said β€œ#1 daft prick” which would work just as well, to be fair. πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Justifies killing Jedi children because he was given the elbow by the first girl who showed any interest in him.

02.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I’m old. πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NEWCASTLE UNITED FC V QUEENS PARK RANGERS – KEVIN KEEGAN DEBUT – 28TH AUGUST 1982 – ST JAMES PARK
YouTube video by WESTEND126 NEWCASTLE UNITED FC V QUEENS PARK RANGERS – KEVIN KEEGAN DEBUT – 28TH AUGUST 1982 – ST JAMES PARK

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28.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’d think we’ve been taken apart all game according to these two…

28.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These commentators are watching a different game to me. It’s been nip and tick not Everton β€œdominating”.

28.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always wondered why Dan Wooton has such an unhealthy right wing interest in UK politics. Then I remember the grift is strong for some and it all falls into place.

15.02.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 50th birthday to me. πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‚

02.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoying a ball at someone is not instilling fear into anyone…

01.02.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drunk?

25.01.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was a rescue, but she ended up rescuing me for a number of reasons. And hah! Love that someone else has that cushion. πŸ˜‚πŸΆ

14.01.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man, I can’t get over losing you. 6 months and it still breaks my heart. You were my little girl and I miss you. So much. πŸ˜’πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈβ€οΈ x

14.01.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed it. Certainly wasn’t boring. πŸ˜‚

13.01.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It annoys my Boro brethren and makes me feel warm inside. πŸ˜„

13.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See! Told you I was confirming your rant! πŸ˜‚

13.01.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I’m probably confirming your rant… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.01.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, my post code says β€œTS”, but I identify as County Durham. πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸΏ

13.01.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only is he annoyed at his Geordie son in law, train drivers not waving at him are an issue.

11.01.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Europe: β€œThe Final Countdown”/Bon Jovi β€œLivin’ on a prayer” for number 4. πŸ˜„

09.01.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve played over 140 European games in β€œthe modern era”. How is that β€œbang average”?! πŸ˜‚

08.01.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aye. The son in law must have really rattled him. πŸ˜‚

07.01.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What a remarkably bitter post. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

07.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have her on a lead on streets and near roads, but never on cycle paths or fields.

30.12.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It took me two years in A.A. of floundering/relapsing and thinking I had to fight the disease, until I finally realised I had to surrender completely. Once I accepted that, a fantastic new life opened up for me. πŸ™πŸΏ

27.12.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am, yes. And all the better for it. πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸΏ

25.12.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas, my friend. πŸ˜„πŸ™πŸΏπŸŽ…

24.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, it does a great job at planning my lessons for me… πŸ˜‚

17.12.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As a recovering alcoholic, today’s derby is a personal win. I haven’t drank since waking up, I’m not on a path to isolation, fear and oblivion. NUFC may have lost, but I’m finally winning against the thing that was slowly killing me. Perspective and all that. πŸ˜„ #recoveryposse #aa

14.12.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0