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The apocalypse is always scheduled for Q4 | ✪ Eaon Pritchard I said yesterday that there would be no more long articles, but f*ck it, it had to be done.

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WE’RE WIRED FOR CO-OPERATION (EVEN IF THE INTERNET WOULD PREFER WE FORGOT) | ✪ Eaon Pritchard Underneath the noise, most people are still doing what humans have always done. Trying to belong, trying not to screw things up, trying to keep life tolerable for the people they’re responsible for.

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Pass the tanning butter | ✪ Eaon Pritchard Pass the tanning butter

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I DON'T NEED YOU TO RUFFLE THE FEATHERS OF MY PEACOCK SUIT | ✪ Eaon Pritchard You hear the language of the energy transition differently when it’s playing out on your doorstep...

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The spectacle didn’t eradicate boredom, it industrialised it. | ✪ Eaon Pritchard The spectacle didn’t eradicate boredom, it industrialised it.

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The spectacle didn’t eradicate boredom, it industrialised it. | ✪ Eaon Pritchard The spectacle didn’t eradicate boredom, it industrialised it.

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Replied to a lead called Pauline. Autocorrect changed it to ‘Hi Pumpkin’. Too familiar for a first date?

If I ever get on Room 101 this prick is first in

At the chip shop and they asked me if I have any food allergies and intolerances. I said I have no food allergies but don’t get me fucking started on intolerances.

BOGUS MARKET RESEARCH AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS STILL BOGUS | ✪ Eaon Pritchard AI can now replicate survey answers with impressive realism, which raises awkward questions about what surveys were ever measuring in the first place.

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This is a new one on me

For my UK agency chums. I’ve taken the last few months of 2025 off from working to move back here and sort out buying a house etc which was far more complicated that it should have been. But now settled so I’m looking to help you out in the new year. Projects/fractional/ or long term.

I imagine that is going to be unlikely 🙂

I’m beginning to understand that fact. 👍

Back in Scotland

First council tax bill just came in. Basically 4 x what I was paying in Australia.

To quote the late, great Tony Wilson: 'Wake up America. You're dead'.

We just got a Skoda kodiaq 7 seater. Tank meets spaceship.

Looks nice but it’s -5C out there

Trapped

Cocktail rowies

Ping me eaon@artsciencetechnology.com

For my UK agency chums. I’ve taken the last few months of 2025 off from working to move back here and sort out buying a house etc which was far more complicated that it should have been. But now settled so I’m looking to help you out in the new year. Projects/fractional/ or long term.

Abandoning Xitter for good now, so resurrecting this neglected presence.

Boredom

A grim cycle of unfulfilled desires, fleeting relief, and inevitable disillusionment.

✪ Eaon Pritchard on LinkedIn: R1 -'Reasoning' as a thing to be witnessed. R1’s operational transparency objectifies reasoning as a 'thing' to be witnessed.

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