Dan Stewart

yo why do I have to pay for health insurance and navigate two jobs when I could just still be 14 playing halo 3 drinking diet dew in my neighbor wyatt’s basement

we’re all just monkeys with email addresses

midnight Google Teams call. Off the marg pitcher

the silver surfer is a cool thing to be, all things considered

chicago cubs in absolute shambles this month, I LOVE to see it

ugh. just found out I can't stop, I'm addicted to the shindig

I don’t KNOW what a labubu is

it’s simply not that important that you watch day 2 of a PGA event

asking for a tv channel change at a bar is punishable by time in the stockade

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

hollerin with the world championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

my family.

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

did we consider that calling the tour “Paul McCartney Got Back” sounds like we’re just talking about him having a great ass

thing about me is I can name at least a dozen of the podracers from Phantom Menace but probably only three or four of the US supreme court

Adam Scott and I should hang out

kind of jealous of Pete Crow Armstrong. not his talent. but what it must be like to be referred to by a couple letters. PCA. cool as hell

the vibe I’m bringing this summer

how did the sopranos get anything done

ate so much pasta we all had to stop hanging out

(news voice) BonoMania is sweeping the globe

yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

what an old style sees when me and the boys show up at the bar

had a dream that Gene Hackman fronted a hardcore band called The Hacks and it was sick. RIP

The sound was lousy, it was too windy, and Frankie Bones was accidentally booked to open instead of Frankie Knuckles. But Spike Island was a key moment in Madchester’s story, and the Britpop era that followed. It inspired multiple Pulp songs, a 2012 Emilia Clarke movie, and the entire idea of Oasis.

Barry B. Benson Boone

okay they’re making 4 Beatles movies but I am SMART enough to “imagine” a movie where maybe the Beatles never existed and one guy still knew them? A lot to think about

person next to me at the bar getting up to leave and blaring “never meant” on their phone speakers as they put their jacket on, and it wasn’t a short moment, he let it play for at least two minutes

you’re allowed to send me (1) reel/meme at a time. If you send me 2 I will only react to one. And you cannot send me another until I react. These are the divine rules

hell yeah “ol’ sourpuss” eno with a huge W

Very happy to tell you that our debut LP “Chit Chat” comes out on August 1st. The first single “Waawooweewaa” is out now with an incredible music video by Roadhouse Productions. We’ll be playing a record release show at Subterranean on August 14th. Get ready for an 🆗 summer 😎