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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

#dragraceuk
im so happy kyran won, she deserved this, tbh that whole top four are all winners. any of them could have taken the crown and i wouldve been sat !!

Long-haired tan and black tabby cat perched on a blue ledge of a cat tree.

Long-haired, gray and black tabby, cat standing and looking straight at the camera from the inside of a cubby. There’s a gray blanket on the ground.

Bluesky, looking for a home for an adorable bonded brother and sister born in the same litter in Northern VA. Kitties are 16 MO and need a loving home. These are 2 super affectionate and adorable furballs. Help me amplify this message to find these little ones a home this holiday season.

When I was an undergrad a lecturer whose name I can't remember said "look at what a government does to people who aren't citizens, because that's what they'll do to everyone if given the opportunity." Just thought about that for no particular reason

Revenge is a good plot line for a movie not a national policy stance.

Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.

Dear people who write cooking instructions
I'm bored w placing things on baking trays in centres of pre-heated ovens. Any chance u can liven things up by asking me to anoint the product with the tears of a wood nymph before placing on a sacrificial south facing altar on the 3rd tuesday of the month?

is there an iud that could stop the image of you and me falling in love 😭

While everyone else is on the cousin walk I'm smoking weed

I gave doggo a treat & then she wanted more so I gave her a second treat, then she wanted a third but I said no and now she is sad 😭

Thanksgiving joke!

Why did the turkey walk down the middle of the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

I made an apple pie and it’s real good but I accidentally used too many cloves so now it tastes like making out with a goth girl circa 1997.

Minnie

Minnie

Minipan

SOME DUMBASS: buhh cats aren't affectionate like dogs

MINNIE:

A machine that allows street drug users to check the composition of what they're about to use within 15 minutes has been a game changer for those using it at London's supervised consumption site. #onpoli

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plugging headphones into the wall outlet to hear what my house is thinking

talk to the beans cos the face don’t care

little man got some thanksgiving brisket

If nightmare before Christmas got made maybe 3 years later we'd already have the nightmare before thanksgiving and the nightmare before Easter and a whole Disney+ series. There would be think pieces by the thousands and entirely new groups of people being banned every day for who they'd ship

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊

me: that sounds nice! what happened next?

american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

Aurora over Monument Valley, Arizona 🇺🇸

The meme I didn't know I needed

A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.

They’re about to find out.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today is a good day to thank undocumented immigrants.
🦃 3/4 of them are essential workers vital to keeping our country running.

They make up:
📌 23% of construction workers
📌 40%–55% of agriculture workers
📌 25% of food preparation & serving workers
📌 8% of healthcare workers

A 2 panel collage of a stock image of a doctor shaking hands with a patient. First panel says: - Doctor: hey how are you? - Patient: I’m fine thank you Second panel says: - Doctor: Alright then, get out

US Healthcare be like:

The moon disguised as Saturn

A filamentary orange veil covers a bright region of star formation. The background is dark, stippled with stars and galaxies ranging from small bright dots to starry shapes. The foreground veil spans from upper left to the bottom right and resembles a seahorse. Bright stars light up the ‘eye’ and ‘chest’ regions of the seahorse with purple light. Within the tail, three bright spots sit in a traffic-light like formation.

this is definitely one of the space pics of all time

Today we honor and remember all the Natives who were slaughtered after helping white invaders from Europe from starving to death.

the best thing about Thanksgiving is when you smoke a big ass joint