Make Guillotines Great Again
10.03.2026 12:15 — 👍 62 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Make Guillotines Great Again
10.03.2026 12:15 — 👍 62 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.
09.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 1597 🔁 675 💬 29 📌 117In a time of so much hate, this is beautiful
10.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 79 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0For Mahmoud Khalll, this past year has been marked by profound hardship-and by profound courage. A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine. And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child. Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together. Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.
In a dining room, five people eat, chat and smile around a table of food.
Iftar, Day 19
10.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 1845 🔁 263 💬 15 📌 21I heard the UPS delivery guy fucked your girlfriend last night. Want her to take the quiz for how he stacked up against you?
10.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Those fuckers. I am incandescent
09.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 94 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 0Fluffy male Maine coon tabby is being patted under his chin by a woman wearing blue atop a blue couch
Max would like you all to know I stopped petting him for 5 seconds and he is Not Amused
09.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 68 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
09.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 11382 🔁 1971 💬 541 📌 265PSA: don't talk about waffles
09.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IMPORTANT & BREAKING: Iran's IRGC says any Arab or European country that expels the ambassadors of Israel and the United States from its territory will, starting tomorrow, have full authority and freedom to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
09.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 553 🔁 139 💬 20 📌 24We just watched The Shining w our son+ his 13yo friend (w parent permission) and both boys were like "What is a switchboard?" 💀💀💀
09.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 107 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0"But Sarah you are rich you travel constantly to fancy places business class". Yes because other people are paying me to me there and pay for everything, thank you, next!
09.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyways ladies marry the nice nerds with skills
09.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 50 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Yes I earn more... it doesn't matter. Also he's a registered contractor at A Big Home Repair Store so we save 10%+ on bulk orders.
09.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Great thread. Even *now* with both of us working, I do side gigs/consulting and my husband does all our home repairs/ upgrades himself (except electrical plumbing because duh). He has saved us, easily, hundreds of thousands in the last 5+ years (basement, new shed, retaining wall, attic). It's equal
09.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 68 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Has anyone tried turning the US off?
09.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 50 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 1Holy shirtballs
09.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0holy shit
09.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 13984 🔁 3046 💬 233 📌 594Oil at $200 a barrel, gas at $8.00 a gallon, stock market at 20,000, economy plane tickets to Europe at $4,000. Let's Goooo
09.03.2026 14:51 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL the US and Israel are only in charge of death and destruction
09.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just, helpful to ask the person/entity in charge what it wants
09.03.2026 14:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Has anyone asked Iran what it wants? Because they'll be getting it.
09.03.2026 14:49 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0A sign with the NSF logo upside down on the floor with other construction debris
Seen on the Hill last week, no notes
09.03.2026 13:49 — 👍 70 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 1It's a good thing the DOGE bros are already little bitches because they'll be ready for the warm reception in prison
09.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kay Ivey showing clemency is like a man being honest about his pe... never mind
09.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0and image showing green blue orange red and pink digital paint splatters against a google search page
If you google "what is Holi for" you get the ability to burst endless colors on your screen. Happy Holi to all who celebrate may your springs be full of color, joy, and love!
09.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 163 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 1Congrats on your Nazi collaboration ❤️🫡
08.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OMG someone mansplained me about this
08.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 86 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0It's a day ending in y so it happened to me again
08.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 95 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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