Dr. Sarah Parcak

Fruit flies

WELL I DUG IT UP AND USED A CAT SCAN TO MAKE ITS VOICE COME BACK LIKE A MUMMY

I dunno anywhere where we can type out BUTT TEETH or show photos of little guys or share pet hijinks or make dumb dad jokes or post wild history threads or ask for recipes/books/ travel recs or support/mutual aid and have most people get excited and be supportive is where I want to be

Logs on to Bluesky, ends up finding someone who grew up in my hometown, whose parents knew my parents, who lives down the
20/59 street from me.

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

Really can't emphasize enough that my main use for this site is not to be Taken Seriously By Media but rather to post that, in the original 1957 book, the Grinch is at least 53 years old. The Grinch has seen two world wars and a great depression. He doesn't need to hear shit from you

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

Don't cozymog me you are not a wool sock rizzler

I'm hyggemaxxing

The Bluesky vs Twitter discourse is the Leaving Academe of Leaving New Yorks

Why do all the pronatlist dudes look like inbred fleshlights

Look if you think this isn't a place worth being, goodbye. I and my shitposts don't care. I am here and having fun and I've made loads of new friends and ALSO I am cool AF so, do your thing where you want when you want, I won't be elsewhere.

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

Relatively mainstream liberals and leftists are sliding into BlueAnon batshittery over the Epstein files. It's scary.

Portland is majorly liberal. Central+Northern Maine are not. Golden barely won and he's pretty close to MAGA.

I grew up there. Mainers have a history of electing shitty people. I think he'll win and him being a Nazi doesn't matter. Yell at me, Bangor High School '97, all you want. I was super involved w Maine politics in high school and college. Y'all are from away.

The reason Platner is polling ahead of Mills is because of the rabid antisemitism across Maine. He speaks to a whole lotta folks belief systems and y'all gotta sit with how purple bordering on red my hometown state is. Folks would rather elect a Nazi they could have a beer with than a old woman.

When the big breaking news finally comes, before they even have the chance to lower the flags to half-mast, the entire world will be like...

I was at Shake Shack w our kid as a treat and the family next to us had a 4mo, adorable lil bebe, we were chatting and then the poor babe projectile vomited all over everything... everyone else stared in horror+ I jumped up to get a ton of wet napkins to help. Be kind people. It matters.

This rules.

Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYY78p/

this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom

Subacute sclerosing panencephalitis (SSPE) is one of the delayed complications of measles and affects up to 1 in 600 unvaccinated children who’ve had measles. It occurs without warning an average of 7 years after infection and can occur decades later. There is no cure and it is almost always fatal.

I think the lovely TV presenter's mom is no longer alive and I also think the FBI is so incompetent and corrupt they will never find the body or who did it. Crash Paddle's cocaine+ gambling habits FTW.

I bake a lot and I occasionally get a Ghirardelli 24oz chocolate chip. It used to be 9.99. Now it's 13.99. In the last 3 months.

President Harris is still posing with a Canadian hockey shirt back with Doug, who is dressed like a Mountie "OK we won but we had to because we love Canada too"

Somewhere on Earth II PM Carney is in a USA Hockey shirt with a thumbs up saying "We lost and I lost, but the US-Canada bond has never been stronger."

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Lest anyone misread: I am pro queer, pro hot gay sex, pro watching said hot gay sex, and pro romancelandia ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

My husband is Canadian so I was rooting for this final... it was the US goalie who was a brick wall... and 3 v 3 is unfair.