Fuck off
02.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck off
02.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Miss ya Warn Dog.
26.02.2026 09:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
47.
25.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t tax the wealthy, just fine “jaywalking”.
16.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Express yourself!
29.01.2026 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PSA : Kiełbasa literally means sausage so don’t call it kielbasa sausage.
Unless of course you deliberately mean to say sausage sausage in which case I salute you.
I have had the best. Kiełbasa. Polish sausage. #1 world champion.
29.01.2026 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmm but what about a mediocre sausage roll?
29.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t mind a sausage roll but sausage is better.
29.01.2026 05:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Saturday night is a good night for a sausage based meal!
24.01.2026 05:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like the bean supreme ones but feel they need to be sliced and then fried so there’s lots of crispy edges otherwise can be a bit gluggy.
23.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What is your favourite sausage?
And why?
Yeah so it’s usually Friday after Thursday which is after Wednesday etc Apparently that’s what was decided at some point by some one. Yes I am bored and yes I am dad.
16.01.2026 01:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fight For Your Right on NYE with Fur Patrol.
03.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg yes. What a flex! The “I’m ignorant” flex.
18.12.2025 08:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Better get out the guillotines.
Yes I am reposting my own post FUCK YOU.
The rich are getting weirder everyday,
Hiding in the hills and living off the blood of their progeny,
It’s a vampire class.
Should be a $ after the word counted.
03.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not yet…
03.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New The Phoenix Foundation song out Friday.
It’s called “Vampire Class”.
“Better get out the guillotines…”
Hey @paulscheer.com loving HDTGM here in NZ, if you do not know these may I recommend:
“Hausu” the 1977 Japanese film, partly written by the directors 10 year old daughter.
And
“The Boxers Omen” the 1983 Hong Kong film with some of the best
“Spiritual battle” scenes ever.
The way autocorrect refuses to spell swear words is so infantilising.
05.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Café au lait sans lait, s'il vous plaît.
05.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SORRY SPORTS BALL :
Why the shit isn’t Roigard running at all?? What kind of “game plan” is it to remove one of the most potent attacking weapons from your game?
The new Lily Allen album has quickly gone to the top of my “albums by really rich privileged people publicly complaining that their open relationship went wrong” pile.
(Disclaimer: I actually quite like it.)
Aotearoa's multi award-winning Lawrence Arabia is playing intimate solo sets at Akl's Pah Homestead, Dunedin's Pearl Diver, Leigh Sawmill Cafe, Chch's @spaceacademy.bsky.social, Waiheke Musical Museum and Lopdell House Theatre in Titirangi!
Tour starts this Sunday in Akl, get tickets via UTR.
Sometimes there is a giant ute parked across the road from my house and it has the bumper sticker I IDENTIFY AS A HYBRID.
FTW.
Taste Of Home is the best number 1 spot.
If you are around on
a Friday night Tommy Tomato pizza is the shit.
That’s just it though, I don’t! Not like that anyway.
06.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As if things weren’t bad enough already- I’ve had Robbie Williams “She’s The One” stuck in my head for a week.
06.10.2025 06:01 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
