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Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion “Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke" @yesterzine 4th December 2021 Biscuit hipster http://www.youtube.com/aBadEducationTV

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Geordie Mem:
No: Make teh eagles fly to mount doom:
Yes: Give the ring to Tom Bombadil, encase him in lead, have eagles fly dwarves to the Old Forest, have them construct a giant trebuchet from all the entwives and propel him towards mount doom.

Geordie Mem: No: Make teh eagles fly to mount doom: Yes: Give the ring to Tom Bombadil, encase him in lead, have eagles fly dwarves to the Old Forest, have them construct a giant trebuchet from all the entwives and propel him towards mount doom.

We were visited by @esaxey.bsky.social and @d-nye-griffiths.bsky.social this weekend, and serious matters were broached.

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a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine ALT: a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine
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Belter of an end credits song as well

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Heathcliff the cat is driving a little ham with wheels, wearing a helmet that says HAM. The sign post says Ham Limit 25. The couple watching him is dismayed. The guy says "He's going way over the Ham limit" . The comic is dated June 2024.

Heathcliff the cat is driving a little ham with wheels, wearing a helmet that says HAM. The sign post says Ham Limit 25. The couple watching him is dismayed. The guy says "He's going way over the Ham limit" . The comic is dated June 2024.

Living my life way over the Ham Limit

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An owl sits in a branch, eyes closed, head tilted, claw outstretched in a “hold up a second” gesture.

An owl sits in a branch, eyes closed, head tilted, claw outstretched in a “hold up a second” gesture.

my kid correcting me about a dinosaur fact

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Fuckin’ sick

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Huh, deja vu

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They solved it?

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you'll never be as happy as the norwegian dude who custom built his own donald duck car, that's just the facts of life

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YEAH, WELL I'M TALLER.

Belter.

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Without saying The Matrix, fav Keanu Reeves Film?

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Just fully formed like that, exactly. And it was glorious.

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You saying that made me think of this again bsky.app/profile/mich...

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Saw it with my youngest who went through an absolute roller coaster of emotions during that, loved it but never wants to ever watch it again

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Holy crap. I vaguely remember him in forbidden planet but think he had a hat so the hair didn’t register

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Justin does so much stuff, and it's all so great, that you're going to want to keep up. This is a must subscribe!

(and don't forget I've got my own weekly newsletter, with a post going up later today! expzine.kit.com)

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Me, explaining how to play Uno.

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A photo of a poster showing left as heading towards Warhammer, and right towards Poppins Restaurant. Where would you go?

A photo of a poster showing left as heading towards Warhammer, and right towards Poppins Restaurant. Where would you go?

I think this is a choice we’ve all faced at one point of our lives

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Is it wrong I'm putting DeLuise as the doctor in that photo?

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My favourite Doctor and companion(s)

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You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Oh I need to "rotate my tires" huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is.

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You heard me.

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A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

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Does Rouge Legacy still hold up?
YouTube video by A Bad Education Does Rouge Legacy still hold up?

Been the youngest birthday and tired after playing padel earlier so forgot this posted, a bit different this week as well look back on rogue legacy in celebration of the games 10 year anniversary of its 2 year anniversary
youtu.be/Se7NWOOLenk

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Happy birthday! It’s my youngest’s birthday as well so there’s a birthday bro for you. Also found out today that 8th August is international cat day every year so there’s celebrations just never end today

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And it was Acid Storm! Really like how these lads light up

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Went back today and got this one which am about to open

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