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I dunno why but Threads seems to have the most aggressively bad/dumb takes, it’s like my least favorite of the twitter alternatives

The most unrealistic part of Death Stranding 2 is who the fuck makes a shower with hot or cold toggles switches only

(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.

Feel like Zen is the hot one that people keep bringing up, but depends if you like the interface.

Anytime someone tells me USPS is the worst, I’m like really with FedEx existing?

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

who’s pushing harder for their AI? Microsoft or Google. I swear I keep hearing Gemini Ads everywhere and CoPilot Microsoft is just forcing it down everyone’s throats. Tiring.

today's free social media advice for sitting legislators: you gotta stop logging on to say "this is unacceptable" unless you are prepared with a CALL TO ACTION or to tell us what YOU are CURRENTLY doing about it. saying "this is bad" but louder helps nobody.

just before falling asleep last night my three year old bolted upright in bed to ask, “why a skeleton live inside me?”

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

with the way his punches sounded. they were the only guns you needed!

If antifreeze is so bad for you why did they make it look so refreshing #IntrusiveThoughtoftheDay

Windblown (Original Game Soundtrack) Danger · Album · 2024 · 14 songs

Oh wow Danger is doing the OST for this game. Hell Yeah open.spotify.com/album/3Qx7tN...

@lucasfalbo.bsky.social oh wow this actually works kind of decently

yeah but someone could steal them 😟

I don’t understand the logic behind people buying things but then never picking it up from the packages locker/rooms

it’s a ton of fun

BORN TO SAY “SKILL ISSUE”
😎
FORCED TO SAY “sorry you’re having that issue, we’ll look into it”
🥲

Damn a new one every month

king of the hill says that boy ain t right ALT: king of the hill says that boy ain t right

Watching Metropolis right now

this tbh

they mean the two wolves inside of you

A cooked turkey lying on a platter with vegetables. The turkey is holding a lit match! The text reads: Is your turkey a saboteur? Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. On average, there are more home fires on Thanksgiving Day than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan!

Thanksgiving is coming.

It’s only tuesday and all my coworkers are out. This will be one of those days

A panel from Watchmen. Doctor Manhattan appears in a kitchen on November 10 as a circulatory system as he is reconstituting himself. Art by Dave Gibbons.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

A meme from Reddit that says "It's a Beautiful Day to Tell at God" and three people staring at the sun saying "WHAT THE FUCK!?" and "COME OUT! WE JUST WANNA TALK" and "FACE US YOU COWARD." This is how I feel as a queer, Asian woman and immigrant living in the US. I know I should not post this as a reporter, but I couldn't vote and I am worried about my next immigration application. Also anyone who doesn't want to hire me for posting stuff like this would be a bad fit.

I know I need to be mindful of what I skeet, but this has been my mood for the past several hours