Ohwaitiforgot

Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]

i am the horror and i will be persisting

Ye brynge to mynde the babe.
What babe?
That babe wyth the knowlech.
What knowlech?
The knowlech of sorcerye.
Sorcerye?
Assuredlye!
Assuredlye what?
Brynge to mynde the babe.
#Labyrinth #Bowie

I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

lol I came here to say that. 😅

what my kids need to understand is that the unwatchable trash from my childhood is precious, while the unwatchable trash they love is the killer of minds

Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe

I’ve got a lot of downloading to do. :/

In other news, I discovered diamond painting! It’s fun! I’m working on an 8x10 Starry Night. A nice de-stresser and escape from the news and YouTube.

Sooooo apparently COVID wasn’t enough: now I have an infected tooth! I need to start a bingo card because srsly. (I have an emergency dentist appt on Monday, so I’ll probably survive.) I need to make friends with people who can write prescriptions. One bottle of Amoxicillin, plz! 🫠💩

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion

Gulf of Mexico - Wikipedia

Go to Google
Search "Gulf of Mexico"
Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)"
Choose "Send feedback"
Click "Gulf of America"
Click "Inaccurate content"
Click "Incorrect"
Tell Google the correct name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of...

How am I STILL so sick? I tested positive last Tuesday and have been MISERABLE since then! Maybe this year’s COVID vaccine was just a placebo. 😭💩

The horrors persist but so do--

wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?

Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but

HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN

There goes my smell and taste. Lovely.

#booksky #bookish #reading

It finally got me. Ugh. (I’m actually feeling okay so far, just like I’m getting a chest cold. Hopefully the vaccine I got last September will keep it from getting too bad.) #covid

We're living George Orwell's 1984: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

Unfollowing a bunch of people on Bluesky because I can't handle politics. If I'm not following you anymore, it's because my mental health is precarious right now, and it's either change the information I'm fed or stop using Bluesky completely. :/

(Yes, I'm also staying here, but I end up doomscrolling too much, so I'm only checking it once a day or so.)

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Gave in and moved to Substack because I'm lazy. You can find me over there now (no, I'm not charging for content): ohwaitiforgot.substack.com?utm_campaign...

Stayed awake half the night because I made myself stop reading Hyperion by Dan Simmons at the wrong time, and my brain kept coming up with what’s going to happen next. REALLY looking forward to finding out what actually happens today! #booksky

I’m starting my Saturday off right! ❤️ #dogs

Thank you for he checkpoint! I needed it! I’m currently reading Outline by Rachel Cusk, which I happened to run across at a local bookstore. Like a “talking heads” movie but a book. It’s written beautifully, and I’m really enjoying it! #booksky

Fun how all the platforms get less fun, less interesting, and less usable as they get more right-wing and more dedicated to sucking up as much of our time and scamming us as much as possible.

Hands down the best article on leaving Twitter. Worth a lot more than the time it takes to read it lol.

By far the best article I've read on the subject. And thank you for leaving Twitter! Bluesky is better with you here!