@agent-314.bsky.social
she/her 🪐 24☄️ 💚🩶🤍💜♣️ In the process of jumping ship from the fascist dumpster fire that is twitter
I fear I may be obsessed with Katseye
04.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dragon con planning involves taking another cosplay off the list because I’m simply not going to have the time
28.07.2025 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What level of alcoholism is drunk texting your parents (asking for a friend)
11.06.2025 14:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me waking up and looking at my text messages from last night
11.06.2025 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s a true visionary🫡. Too bad yall couldn’t see it then 😞😔😭😩😖
10.06.2025 06:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We have but one regret - he kept trying to get us to record one song, but we said, “What the hell kind of lyrics are these? ‘It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere? All alone, more or less?’ Are you on drugs?!”
A hit that could’ve been ours…
#agentsofshield #dekesquad
IT’S NOT TOO LATE! RECORD THAT SONG WITH HIM!!!
08.06.2025 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am the left rat most of the time 😭
08.06.2025 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I fear I do not know this man. Sorry to this man 🙂↕️
21.05.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who lol
21.05.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was then shot 57 times in the chest
12.05.2025 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My body is not a temple, it is a Nissan Altima with transmission issues
24.04.2025 09:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Horny post away my friend, you shoulda seen what I was posting on twitter back in the day 🙂↕️ I am a SEASONED veteran
16.04.2025 15:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hey guys! New commission structure and pricing because I gotta put a kid through college. Please feel free to spread far and wide and if you're interested in a commission DM me or leave a comment here to get started!
#artistsky #fanart #artsky #digitalillustration
HATE when that happens
08.04.2025 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
jk rowling writing her tweets
06.04.2025 22:31 — 👍 421 🔁 70 💬 2 📌 0The everclear I bought to make perfume with is calling to me like the goblin mask
05.04.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dump truck so divine he’s going to prison over it
05.04.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me (pulling out the driveway): “alright! Time for another day of classes :)”
My stomach: you have 30 seconds
I did not expect to cry watching Twister: Caught in the Storm but here I am sobbing
20.03.2025 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me when I feel like shit all of a sudden after I’ve consistently forgotten to take any of my meds for the past week
19.03.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love GSU so much
12.03.2025 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A random older lady told me to smile today and lmfao I’m so irritated like bitch just let me BROOD it’s 9 AM
11.03.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Street parking your shiny new Porsche Carrera in the middle of downtown Atlanta is brave as FUCK
05.03.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He wasn’t good enough to be one of your hoes queen
05.03.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’ve ever wondered how many physicists it takes to find the inverse of Avagadro’s number, it’s apparently three
26.02.2025 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHY WONT HE LET ME BE ASEXUAL FREE MEEEEEEE
24.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s so handsome that it throws me into an existential crisis every time I see him. I wish he would cyberbully me
24.02.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We may be cooked but we’re all being cooked in the same shit stew and there’s something beautiful about that 🥹
18.02.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I had a nickel for every time I’ve almost been hit by a car in an Atlanta crosswalk I’d be able to pay my tuition
12.02.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
