@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Sweet Beef Evangelist Ryan Nanni…

All my Auburn stuff is in the wash ready to be worn for the first time in 3 years.

My Brother. I'm so happy today.

I put all my Auburn clothes and other assorted items in a box when they hired the son of a bitch and have rooted HARD against them every game of his tenure. The podcast y'all did in the wake of his hiring was genuinely therapeutic for me. I just got the box down. Today's a good day. War Damn Eagle!

@edsbs.bsky.social former subway employee here. The seafood sensation was a plastic envelope of crab with a K cut right there in the plastic with a knife (microplastics equal flavor) and dumped into a container with a hefty squeeze of mayo and mixed by hand. Seasonings? Hell no!

This is the entire reason I got on this app and searched for Crispin Boyer. I'm irrationally upset 😂

LET'S FUCKIN GO BIRDS COMMA PENNY

Sir that's Paul Heyman

@edsbs.bsky.social

But why would I stop eating these button batteries when they're chock full of minerals and so very crunchy?

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social you fool! They won't hang curtains in Jerry World because they're collectively sunning their perineums!