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@cimorelli.bsky.social

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33 Followers  |  31 Following  |  76 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.8609

Latest posts by cimorelli.bsky.social on Bluesky

Blue sky more like blue balls am I right ladies

25.09.2025 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actually nvm im a victim of misandry

18.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As the straight guy in a group chat with 3 other women I have to say girls are wayyyyyy funnier than dudes…

18.08.2025 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another month another tweet

10.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One month?? Goddamn I do NOT care about bluesky

15.05.2025 23:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a soft spot for lesbians

08.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh right bluesky exists

06.04.2025 03:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ariana Grande targets ugly losers which is why my girlfriend doesn’t let me go to her concerts

24.03.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Forgot about you guys! Hey

06.03.2025 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a father of two who can't stop shitting

18.02.2025 02:09 — 👍 44    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

I really is dude I am SUFFERING on this app. HELP!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!

16.02.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m about to unfollow you after 500 back to back photos of Ariana grande Jesus Christ you just fucked up my feed

16.02.2025 15:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ariana Grande genuinely gives the most rancid vibes. Everything is always an act like truly who are you

16.02.2025 14:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this app is sooo dead oh my god

03.02.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to spend money so bad, someone stop me Please

31.01.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

facebook is unusable, thus i don’t consider being employed by meta is a career. get a real job

29.01.2025 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤠 <—i feel like this guy is horny af and has committed war crimes

20.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Lmfao…. aren’t you a billionaire….

27.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hell yea yeehaw

27.01.2025 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chihuahuas are the best breed

23.01.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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20.01.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

begging yall to remember that it was trumps executive order that banned tik tok in the first place

19.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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propaganda

19.01.2025 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

17.01.2025 21:08 — 👍 78506    🔁 17137    💬 756    📌 550

growing out my unibrow to create wigs for ants

18.01.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

exactly ,

18.01.2025 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bringing cimorelli content to little redbook

18.01.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more sex criminals should be killing themselves. why are ya’ll mourning drive thru guy? good riddance imo😍✌️

17.01.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lana del Rey asking a fan if she’s been “choppin it up” lives RENT FREE in my head

16.01.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Chinese people fuckin rock

16.01.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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