Mitchell

one of these days i wont be closeted for pride but its chill we ball

hey dude check this oit (summons a small gray alien) (you watch me dap up the alien )

maybe not all men, but like 90% of them, should face consequences for the way they passively treat women

no one has ever loved as much as i love

every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger

Balatro 2:

my biggest fear is elon musk becoming very publicly obsessed with something i love

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

i think im gonna go fuck with gamers

Programming is a lot like being a Chargers fan, writing if statements to make things work

airplanes only do this when the vibes are bad btw

heres my concept i think its sooooo awesome and boys r NOT allowed!!

the guy who built the tower of pisa:

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

Christmas is in 362 days and mfs already got Christmas decorations up I can’t 😭☠️☠️

baldurs gate is a game for girls

is 24 too old to start using :3 again

they're doing this to me tomorrow

i love when bands have faggots in them

Come on dude, stop being a pussy and go ask that girl if she thinks I'm cute

Amazon listing for those plastic “tooth saving” necklaces

my neck covered in hundreds of these bad boys like I’m Michael phelps at the Olympics

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

they should keep the port where it is, it encourages peripheral parents to practice the tummy time that’s so crucial to an accessory’s development

wokeness ruined the game awards (it wasn't a balatro sweep)

i don't really have a problem with de'vondre campbell leaving the game last night. all the other players left eventually too. nobody's there now

hurt people hurt people.

i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you