kelsey schroeder

Y’all I had a dream last night that I had been cast as Galinda. Never been more terrified in my life.

Florida gigging for the next three weekends. Excited to be getting back in the swing of things after two and a half months off. 🤍

I love sitting at the community pool in a retirement community and hearing boomers talk mad shit about all of the younger generations. So incredibly entitled and out of touch.

a few thoughts from the sag aftra awards on Netflix tonight: 1. I was physically pained by some of those pre show interviews. Wtaf. 2. Thank you, Jane Fonda. 3. artists - we’ve got work to do. let’s go.

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They can't kill us all.

This is how it’s done.

constantly on the verge of a complete emotional spin out and breakdown and never needed to be medicated more in my life but unfortunately I just have to ask my brain to continue to emotionally and mentally raw dog it through the shit storm. hbu?

fucked around and went to a protest today. #50501movement #fotus #lockthemup #notmypresident #resist

Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.

think I might fuck around and go to a protest today. #fotus #fuckdonaldtrump #elonmuskisaprivatecitizen #50501movement

Money talks

freestyle cruisin, babe.

Guys - I’m cruising again. FOR FUN. This is so silly and strange and I’m just really leaning into both vacation mode and my goal of resting more rn. It’s 1:30pm and I have not gotten out of bed yet. 🥹

When I tell you I had the most affirming gynecological appointment of my life today: Walked in fearful, anxious and ready to double down on my body and my choices. Cried (despite my best efforts). Left feeling supported, seen, heard, loved. Community is possible everywhere. Even in fucking Florida.

As best you can, ignore him.

The Revolution Will Not be Televised
-take more Polaroids, take pictures with film
- put an actual pen to actual paper
- talk to people in person
- preserve banned books and science books
- participate in community gardens
- run for office or school board in your town

It’s giving “I’m new here” and serving “f*** Meta.” Guess I’ll give this a whirl and see how I feel about it. Anyone else as miserably pissed off as I am? Anyway heres a pic of me looking cute and happy and far less pissed off than previously mentioned.