𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆. (#14)

𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 !

#MVRP #CAPCOMRP #SFWRP #SMASHRP #MEGAMANRP

"EASILY!?.... BWAH HAHAHAHAHA!

Green Bean, that's the funniest line I've heard all day! You'd run f'the hills without Mario there holdin' your hand. You seriously wanna take me on? One on one?

Coz I'm ready t'go right now. Let's shave down a few of those 1ups you've stockpiled!"

"I'm not tellin' you t'always... Bleh.. Nevermind. I'm just tryin' t'make conversation.

You're lookin' healthy at least. Been hittin' the treadmill? I can never find the patience t'use those things."

"Ain't you a smug little toon~. You think I don't have my own mate? I don't need t'be smothered in kisses t'feel special! I know he loves me!

We've been through a lot together.."

"I don't accept compliments from nerds! I'm good everything except at bein' good! Coz ya don't get anywhere bein' a goodie two shoes! Just look at you, the biggest nobody I've ever met!

'Don't even remember your name."

"Again with this? You're standin' in MY castle in MY kingdom! Why would a clone have his own kingdom?

I know you're smarter than this...

Where ya been? Coz man have you missed alot! At least goin' on with me."

"You think I go out 'n' spend 'em or somethin'? Gimme a break. Your pocket change couldn't buy me anythin' I need!

My kingdom makes all the money it needs~. I give it t'the kids t'buy sweets 'n' whatever else they want."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!...

Long time no see! What's with the mood?!"

Got a mountain of valentines cards as per usual~.

I’m way too hot f’my own good! Bwehehehe.”

“I guess you’re here now. So long as know who’s in charge when you’re around.

So! What’s f’dinner?”

“It’s fun watchin’ you losers squirm around!

That’s what ya get f’not invitin’ me!”

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"ɪ ᴀᴍ! ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ! ʙᴀʀʟʙᴀᴛᴢᴢ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏʀᴏʏᴀʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ!"

❤️ + 🔄

The many forms of Bowser Jr.

New week, new theme: Minions

Date, Hug, Kiss, or Ditch? - Bowser #SuperMario #Nintendo

"I ain't as confrontational as I used t'be either. A partner 'n' kids does a good job of calmin' ya down. 'Don't even feel like the same Koopa I was sometimes..

Where ya been anyway?! You think your royal chef job is just part time?!

Or maybe it was me that was away. Life's been busy."

"'Wonder what Rool's up to.. He better not be buildin' robots again without permission."

@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social

"..... Hang on a sec! You're changin' the narrative here! Are you a version of me or are you Blue!

What's your name! I want answers now! Spill it!"

"Or ya just fight coz you wanna! I know way more than fightin' but when you're this BIG 'n' STRONG 'n' CAPABALE, why shouldn't I use it to my advantage.

Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"

"Tell me about it. Then he gets given hitech jetpack things on top of that and Luma super spin powers! Nothing he uses against me is his own!

...Except that one time he cheated 'n' grabbed me tail... Who grabs a koopa's tail!? Rude!"

"Knock him out yourself!

I've got better things t'do than punch nerds f'you! I'll deal with him if he becomes a problem! Right now he's all talk. And whiny.

Really whiny."

"Well the more ya know..

Ghosts need sleep too."

// NOOOOO! That sucks! You've got this for the next go round!

At least the pit is great for XP grinding at the same time!

"Even if we don't get along. The Mushroom Kingdom can't get by without trade 'n' co-existence with my kingdom anyway! Not gonna give you an economics class about it! Your little brain won't handle it.

Exclusion ain't on the cards~. And like I'd allow that! I'll crash every party I need to!"

"I'm way smarter on this stuff than I wanna be.."

What ya need t'know is we both exist and we're both 'me' sorta for two entirely different realities. Identical worlds that played out slightly differently.

Sometimes other versions are exactly the same as me. Sometimes completely different. Sometimes subtly different. There's other yous too."

"Only gonna spell this out for ya once so listen up.

He's me but not. He's like a what if scenario. What if I gameovered a few years before we figured out the revival potion?

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"Also, don't swear."

"The no nose loser don't know what the multiverse is.

Pal, don't think that much about it. Your head'll start hurtin'."

“Cheat all you want. Your luck’s gonna run out and when it does, I’ll be there t’gloat.

And since I’m so nice I’ll let ya watch day by day as the Mushroom Kingdom enters a new golden age as part of the Koopa Empire! BWAH HAHAHA!”

“Let’s set the record straight.

Mario CHEATS!

How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better!

In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”