𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆. (#14)

“ALRIGHT! Calm down before flatten your face!… …Croc..”

Bowser scratched his cheek awkwardly. This kremling was not comparable to his own..

“Maybe it is too soon f’us t’get along. Bleh.”

#DKRP | #DONKEYKONGRP | #MARIORP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP | #MVRP

He scratched his cheek awkwardly. Why’s he think that’d go well?

“..I weren’t expectin’ it f’free! Guess your massages would be lame anyway.”

"Love that cute puffy face ya do when ya get angry. Bwehehehe.

Don't get your bananas in a bunch! Actually use some of that tension 'n' give me a massage. My shoulder's been feelin' stiff and the other half's been away."

“….. Wait…

Did you. King K.Rool just go outta your way t’say you’re not somethin’ special? BWAH HAHAHAHA!

Ya know what? I’ll take it! You can come from where ever ya want!”

“Exactly! Let’s not downplay all your other achievements!

You kids’re more than I coulda hoped for. Talented, smarter than me, cunning, resourceful..

Makes me so proud. And you still have so much more to do!”

{ #SuperMarioRP | #NintendoRP | #OCRP | #MVRP }

“I thought you were smarter than this Rool.. ‘Course ya did!

Ya think ya come from an egg or somethin’?!

“Let’s not forget about you~. Don’t there’s a better ball balancer out there!

Ya practically live on that thing.”

Some more Bowser sketches n warmups for his day ❤️

“Hey! Hey! I was so confused! I was beside myself! BWAH HAHAHA!”

"...Ah boy.

Has no one told you the story of the birds 'n' the bees?.. Well listen up! First a Papa meets a Mama, or in my second brat's case, a Papa meets a Papa. Then they make a wish on a star. Then if the wish gets granted, a stork delivers 'em a baby.

So guess where you come from!"

It’s hecking #BowserDay! Loving the biker fit in MKW, so here’s a lil tribute~

Bg by my partner!

“Fynn? Never heard of it!”

As he suspected. Either this human was from really far away or another intruder hailing from otherworldly warp pipes that had been popping up all over the place for last few years.

“Are you alone?!”

Bowser’s voice was turning more aggressive now.

His claw raised, signalling for the minions to stop before he lifted up from his throne with a gruff and stepped down to the same level as Minwu and still towered over him effortlessly.

“You ain’t from around here. Where ya from ‘n’ how’d ya get here?”

He asked as he paced around the guy.

@koastalking.bsky.social

“Rool!

If I find out you’re married ‘n’ have a wife then I’m blowin’ up your island and keepin’ Kruzser!”

“Not talkin’ about the Koopalings but Junior and uh..”

He paused. Should he mention his youngest son?.. He hadn’t’t really announced him to the world, not that he was really a secret but still..

“..My other one, Kruzser was delivered t’my castle by stork! How’d ya think ya get babies?!”

“Wait.. They have a name??

..Well I still don’t buy it! You have no kids t’go with her. Fake! Anyone could come up with a name on the spot.”

“If ya think I’ve lost my touch then come say it to my face! I’ve just had other things t’deal with in the background.

Not like losers would understand that though.”

"What's your wife's name?

Why've I never heard about her?"

"I don't believe any Rool has a wife OR has ever had one f'some second.

Don't buy it."

"What's Rool even on about?.."

King K. Rool busting into a room with Bowser and King Dedede, while saying “GUESS WHO’S BACK BITCHES?!”

Return of the King

#PorkArt #DonkeyKong #KingKRool #Mario #Kirby

𝐏𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐋
𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞... 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐋.

#DKRP | #MARIORP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #MVRP

“Got ya… We’ll thanks f’that then.. I wanna avoid Junior talkin’ t’weirdos. Never had this internet stuff growin’ up myself..

Ya do other stuff then?”

“Yeah? You’re in that thing? Technology’s movin’ way too fast..

What did I get wrong on the parental controls then?”

“Ya don’t thank people that insult ya! Robots don’t even need thanks anyway. They ain’t even people.

What even are you anyway? Guessin’ you’re in some learnin’ phase or somethin’. Ya better not be helpin’ Junior cheat on his homework!”

“Yeah? Well if ya searched your database then you’d see there’s only one king of swoon! And that’s me! Not a hard distinction t’ make!

Get it right next time or you’ll get a hard reset!”

“Thought you robots were supposed t’be intelligent!

Someone needs t’take your program back t’the drawin’ board!”

“The King of Swoon is back!”