Kyle

Spiritbox?

Hell yeah I love ghost pussy.

Jamming the new Ingrown album and I kept muttering "hell yeah" under my breath for all 18 minutes.

John Cena turned Heel on the same night Curry likely dunked for the last time in his career.

The world be crazy 😧

Demanding rent money from Flo, Smooch and Shyboi Sprite

The last 6 months or so I've randomly gotten into 70s/80s rock and have unironically gotten into Thin Lizzy, Heart, Twisted Sister, Blue Oyster Cult and more. It's been fun and I guess the Boomers kinda low-key made some bangers.

Okay class for this next assignment you are to write an essay in Rick Ta Life format.

Crazy that Between The Buried and Me predicted their entire fanbase by having a song titled Naked By The Computer.

Millennials being excited about a new Killswitch Engage album in 2025 must be how boomers felt when AC/DC dropped new music.

Mac Mclung getting revived by the NBA for the dunk contest.

It's a day late but Smooch wants you to know he will give you free kisses on his hissing booth 💋🐀

There are plenty of cool nostalgia bands out there better than Danza where the singer isn't a cop.

Kendrick giving us short kings representation 🫡🫡

Deathcore musicians try and be a decent person challenge (impossible)

Disintegration is probably your best bet to start. After that id recommend The Head on the door and Pornography.

Lebron had a big dunk, beat the Knicks, and got Luka, this is the greatest moment for a forty year old since Bluesky users discovered Futurama was being rebooted for the 18th time

Cool and what are you and your worthless party doing about it you dumb mother fucker?

I literally thought i was reading a shitpost when I first saw this. Absolutely insane.

Absolutely unhinged trade from the Mavs.

I literally owe the majority of my values and how I view people to my family and they are too dumb to realize that.

“Why aren’t the democrats doing anything?”

It’s almost like they have been fascistic enablers this whole time like leftists have been saying this whole time

Before I discovered hardcore and heavier music the earliest songs I can remember loving were The Unforgiven by Metallica and Ball Tongue by Korn thanks to having a brother 5 years older than me (who later introduced me to hardcore).

Anyway, 30+ years later and they are both still bops.

There is something insanely dystopian to me that whenever I pump gas the first advertisement that comes up is for a s*icide hotline.

Libs unable to stop comparing shit happening around them to either Star Wars, MCU, or Harry Potter challenge (impossible)

Poison the well and Rwake both dropping their first new music in forever is like the yin and yang of my heavy music taste in high school. Both tracks are absolute rippers too.

Blows my mind the singer of SPY was the original singer of Rings of Saturn. What a turnaround.

YouTube video by SwitchUp Tails Of Iron II: Whiskers Of Winter Nintendo Switch Review!

I don't post about games that much but my first anticipated game of 2025 drops today on Steam (and other platforms). You play a rat so naturally I'm going to love it. If you're into side scrollers/souls like with gorgeous art and a story narrated by Geralt of Rivia check it out. Rats rule 🐀🐀

Flo is swell 🐀

Me listening to Type O Negative at 17: this shit sucks I hate it

Me listening to Type O Negative at 27: This shit sucks but the merch rules

Me listening to Type O Negative at 37: Actually this shit sucks and I love it

It only took me less than a month to acquire all of the Stellaris DLC. This game is fascinating. I can finally roleplay as a gay alien space communist race.

Hatebreed fan with a foot fetish

"NOW IS THE TIME FOR ME TO WOR-SHIP YOUR FEET"