Brofessor emeritus

#SunRiseVibes 🌅
#VirginiaBeach
#BackBay

Old white dude, aging out of Daddy status, searching for some answers.

Old White dude, in Nike boxer briefs, pre or post shower.

Adjusting 👇. That's a first. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chilly day along the coast

Happy weekend
#doublewink 😉😉

Pitbull sleeping awkwardly in her favorite bed late afternoon; snoring loudly

Clocked out 15 mins early. I'm not signing that time card.

I'd ask him but he's dead asleep right now. Glad you're here.

Bing
Bang
Boom 💥

Wood stacked on porch for easy access and wet, foreman border collie making sure human doesn't slack

Stacking wood was today's lunchtime project
#DoindDadStuff

Hey guys... get your Jocksniffers football picks locked in. It's deadline day.

Carter is def a hottie and he's really, really good for his age 27 👀

Started fostering him Dec 2019 👀

Cheesy tiny artificial Xmas tree looks like dollar store holiday decorations

Not my best work

Drew Carter Celtics play-by-play announcer on NBC sports Boston. 👍

Don't bother yourself with the details

You're getting laser chopsticks and you'll love them

Golden girls magnet set possibly for fridge or make believe play

Yeah. I get it.

I did the 7 day free trial so I could watch the Groomsmen. I had to abort (yes, legal in VA) the final movie for the stupid attempt at Italian accents by the cast. I didn't know all these actors just rotate between movies. My sub is up Sat. Any recommendations before I bolt?

best pose

LED laser chopsticks

Golden Girls magnet set

Xmas shopping for @crotchetycarl.bsky.social is easy.

He's everywhere. 👀

Following the #EmiratesNBACup results tonight bc I'ma sport's nerd and nobody cares about this in-season NBA tournament but me 🙃

He's a versatile actor!

Not the biggest fan but gotta give it up for Roman Todd, who's like in every gay erotic video made in the last 15 years. Dude's got stamina and a hustling agent. 👏👏👏

Hound dog on stairs ignoring butler

Two dogs enjoying climate controlled Four Seasons bedding while it's 38°F outside

Tacky & festive fake deer lit up in gold glitter and cheap incandescent lights

Pup round-up 12/3/24 and other thing(s)

It's very cute and heavy. I don't need it but I had paint at home that color so why not?

Found this damaged end table for only $29. Reg price $149. Corner blemish only. I can fix or replace entire top easy peasy.👍

Last night's #SomebodySomewhere HBO Ep6 (S3) was so damn good. Hard to describe this show but the one word that comes to mind is ... real.

I don't feel connected here...yet. I've def been posting less on X and I don't have the bandwidth to try and maintain both. I'll see how things shake out.

Watching 2nd part of the Groomsmen Hallmark trilogy and while I'm not exactly sure what's happening, this actor, Alexander Lincoln, is stealing every scene. There's actually not a word that describes his beauty and charisma. Like wow.