Good Girl Gone Mad 🧜‍♀️

Fun fact "LLM" is short for "Lululemon"

Good morning did you know about bilateral gynandromorphs???

All I want is an embarrassing Vance cheating scandal with a rw egirl dear god(dess) that would bring me joy in these dark times

I’m sorry I still get busy on X and also I dabbled on Reddit for a minute and forgot about my poor neglected virginal social media app bluesky

Sometimes I read an English professor’s name and have no real memory of who they are but I recall a strong VIBE based on some gossip I’ve mostly forgotten

We're looking up to hardened criminals now? We're praising their outfits? Disgusting.

My boyfriend is re-reading the books and won’t shut up about Bombadil hahaha I didn’t realize this was a thing among Tolkien fans

Honest to god one of the things I miss most about grad school work schedule is the ability to grocery shop at 2pm with the retirees and stay at home moms

Bandaids on a firehose but nice to hear from our university donors proactively seeking to fund + protect DEI initiatives negatively affected by executive order bullshit

I keep forgetting to post on here because I’m busy on hypochondriac reddit and watching a lot of traitors so

I think I would be good at the tv show TRAITORS bc I would just one by one call the contestants “good boy/good girl” and “naughty boy/ naughty girl” and see how they react, simple

Very emotional about the remaining wild florida panthers

We are all tired

Decision to Leave

What do you mean by “bodies of knowledge” here?

Shoutout to all the lib moms threatening to move to Europe right now! (they wont)

Malcolm Gladwell is a terrorist

Sometimes writing feels like a revelation sometimes a writing project feels like one of those lick mats you buy for your pet so they don’t get bored to death

Brb getting an ideologically incoherent mani pedi (reddish orange and lilac)

Haha I know exactly what you mean

Good or bad way?

Yeahhh the political posts are inescapable ☹️

I got to 1000 followers so fast on Twitter during the pandemic when I was hot single girl posting, no idea how I’m gonna find an audience beyond 10 friends on here xoxo

Humbled, shattered even, by my boyfriend’s impression of me waiting for a kiss

SCREAMING

I’m sure you two are doing your best to hold down the fort

Is anyone shitposting here or are we all being good little academics

Omg congrats on twins that’s incredible

Hiiiiiii!!!!!!!

🚨trying to find my FRIENDS while maintaining that sexy sweet anonymity on this app too🚨