Andrew Stout

very refreshing

no, but I'm chasing it with whiskey and OJ

I took ibuprofen and ibufeelin better

Netanyahu's absolute bitch

Walking through the living room while my wife and kids are watching TV and reminding them that they could be reading a book

I really enjoy it, but I think they may be plotting to murder me

cementing a midterm blue wave by murdering Iranian girls

Very intriguing to see one of the most evil people in history establishing that he believes the most evil people in history should be executed by foreign powers

Netanyahu's absolute bitch

weird how whenever the US is like these people need us to bring democracy the democracy is always dead children

Feeling guilty about enjoying a warm day in February is how I know I'm from the Midwest

He's killing them, saying you're welcome, and he'll leave them to deal with the aftermath

All I want in life is for Steak 'n Shake to go back to having servers, a smoking section, and breakfast on the menu

I just feel kinda lost without Marc Maron

a man making a face in front of a sign that says " hole lounge " Alt: a man making a face in front of a sign that says " hole lounge "

Great ep.

Maybe a visual aid will help him understand the concept

Maybe a visual aid will help him understand the concept

Eh...his team posts everything he does. I just feel like this is the busy work he has to do. I don't know

Bernie is catching shit for this, but look...we've all had to serve on a committee we don't want to serve on. So we make nice and say what we need to say to wrap it up so we can move on to stuff we care about

a woman is making a funny face in front of a sign that says b Alt: a woman is making a funny face in front of a sign that says b

You are not alone

I would pay for the opportunity to do this

Maybe it will happen mid-speech 🙂

I have a suspect in mind...

The opening words of the insurance actuary's orgy

I would be watching the SOTU, but I really need to lick the bottom of every shoe in my house

a man in a suit and sunglasses is looking down at something Alt: a man in a suit and sunglasses is looking down at something and then looking up

When your publication is included in the bibliography but isn't cited in the text

I'm not sure what “looksmaxxing” is, but I'm going to assume that it's when I pluck that one hair that's left on my original hairline after all the others receeded

When your high school team wins state and the most beta guy in the whole school is the towel boy