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Albert Belle YouTube highlights tonight queen?

lol that’s like textbook targeting

Hold on now

My friend Liz’s (not a fan of football) take on watching an NFL game
“It’s so irritating. The guy yells a lot of gibberish and they go a few feet and they do it all over again”

Sometimes you’re watching something and then Philip Baker Hall appears and it gets better.

Burnt ends and fried brussel sprouts day ata mama jeans

Phone convo with my dad today(107 heat index)
D: what have you been up to?
M: trying to stay out of the heat what about you
D: getting over an ear and sinus infection but your pawpaw needed help tilling the garden and I helped your uncle cut logs

Old country guys are made from something different

Started back at the gym and now my pre-workout consists of 2 cups of black coffee and a Pall Mall blue.

Why, yes, I am hungover and watching the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards on YouTube why do you ask?

You gotta understand the difference between the Eagles being up big on the Chiefs and the Falcons being up big on the Pats is that those were, and I cannot stress this enough, the Atlanta Falcons

(Bryan Cranston voiceover)

Huggies is redefining the very meaning of leak protection…through the power of AI

Shocking but hardly surprising that Fox Sports is putting Cleatus The NFL Robot front and center in its Super Bowl coverage despite his extremely well-documented actions on January 6. That's the country we live in now.

I’m about sick and tired of being such a fucking fool.

"At 39%, this 2011 sequel holds the lowest score for a Pixar film on Rotten Tomatoes, but it's perhaps more infamous for one theatergoer's unfortunate incident involving beans."

You: "Hey Jeff, what are some bangers where they only mention the song title ONCE and it's the LAST line of the song."

Me (finishing third cup of coffee):
Just Like Heaven - The Cure
Up the Junction - Squeeze
Running to Stand Still - U2

Much more hammer use this week

Holy lord

Dueting Fairytale of New York with my ventriloquist dummy Boe Jiden and he's hitting that F-slur really hard and adding a couple of extra ones to boot. I don't approve but it is Christmas after all and the people at the bus stop seem to be digging it.

All I’m saying is that Joe Biden could use some law to allow me to live rent free for the rest of my life and yet he refuses

You dunk your Wendy’s fries in your frosty. I dip mine in Wendy’s chili. We are not the same.

[to lifeguard for second time in same day] thank you

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

Me: I guess you could say you're getting a little..........long in the tooth lol
Dracula: Oh my God, dude. Find literally anything else to joke about. Are you recording this for TikTok?

Lance st. Laurent: when you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun: Super blood wolf moon may trigger the end of the world this weekend

This wasn’t the bawitdaba we wanted but this was the bawitdaba we deserve

I'll give it to Jake Paul, he knows how to bore the fuck out of a crowd with a bad entrance

I think everyone involved in this farce is just here for the money

Chili cheese fries with onions and jalapeños

College gameday guy talking about how Colorado added grit and “girth” to the offensive line. Love to see girth used in the wild.