Aviva Ruse ~ CHI 7/8-10, Los Angeles & FMTY

Your escort’s legs get a lot of exercise on the job. When the revolution comes, we’ll outrun you.

Treat us well. 🪄

I only want one thing on my tombstone & it’s My Body is a Temple (I’ve had rabbis in it).

It’s amazing what a little shit talk about your family will do for the spirit.

That happened to me too I emailed & they turned it off!

Calling people lazy is always helpful

I don’t ask for much, just a new client with the energy of Dan Limbauan, a 28 y o who has eaten at Chic Fil A every day (except Sunday) for the last five years (& counting).

EAT MOR AVIVA.

If nothing is perfect except the idea of perfection EXPLAIN MY BREASTS, Your Honor.

“But are you being safe?” is the “Where do you get your protein?” of being a whore.

I didn’t work on my poem about initiation anxiety before poetry club (workshop! critique!) but honestly that’s what the poem wanted.

Sometimes putting things off is my only form of dopamine. If I start the thing then sit there with it open in front of me, actively avoiding it, that’s extra.

Never has, never will

Facts

I know I SHOULD be getting a graduate degree in psychology but I can’t help but NEED to get a graduate degree in poetry, which someone with a psychology degree could surely explain.

I got my blog posts done for August & Sept this week just by waiting until 5 pm to smoke on two days 😆🫡

Comedy is like sex work in that it’s a weird thing to tell a new acquaintance that you do.

New blog post!

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I just saw two guys get in a fight from their cars at a light & one of them started throwing funyons into the other one’s car; I love LA.

Thank you!!! It’s hand painted tile :).

I love to be my own housewife so much, and I am so grateful to every client that makes that possible. Without you I could not live this beautiful soft life.

It’s okay to eat the sticker on a peach if it’s organic.

Oh that’s just lovely. Congratulations!

Oh, you support other workers? Name one who would leave hiatus to do a duo with you.

Every time my cat bites me I make her listen to Mean (Taylor’s Version).

I did yoga alone in the park and I didn’t even bring my phone with me AT ALL just walked like it was 1996 & I broke my Walkman, it was amazing. Actually being fully present is magical — the world is so alive outside the phone.

I always have such fun & generous clients during Leo season, or should I say top down Porsche rides to Nobu & seeing Michelle Pfeiffer looking AMAZING first date overnight season.

Having surgery August 22, & will be resting / recovering for up to a month afterwards, if you’re thinking about seeing me again, do it!

I did not qualify bc my skin is too good which is its own reward

I love that

Facts

Sure sex is cool but have you ever put on your most comfortable t shirt at the end of a really good day?