Pitcherpuppy

I kinda just forget I have this account bc for some reason my bsky notifications don't work

That's so fair, lol

It's not

I remember it like yesterday

((Slugger still hasn't figured out who runs this account btw))

HOLY SHIT ITS THE ROARING KNIGHT FROM HOMESTUCK

Shen from shen comics, he's on fire and seems pretty angry

Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

What do you think I'm typing this on?

Cat fueled by rage. Literally me to be honest.

Everyday I try to make myself worse in order to stay alive out of spite

No, also doesn't give a fuck, but does illegal drugs instead of alcohol

More like wip garbage num- wait...

I have once again woken up from my months old slumber

A post of Sluggerkitty saying they've quit homestuck and have grown tired of it, followed by a homestuck post

The white cat on the image thinks this post is wack.

Hit 'em with the ol' lead pipe to the chins

My name is Pitcherpuppy and most of this message is stupid and dumb, but I approve of the shooting range with pro-shippers as living targets and the colosseum for character kin death matches. I approve of violence and death is what I'm trying to say.

Emoji doing a circle with their index finger, a gesture commonly used to indicate someone - usually the person speaking while the gesture is done, whoever that may be - is crazy or insane

Couldn't be me. Will be updating with my results as soon as I get to doing the test.

The caption "We knew it'd happen. Stupid scientists!" over an animation from an old cartoon of what seems to be an explosion or rising lava at the bottom of a canyon as many shadowy figures try to flee on pipe bridges, some falling from the bridges and some struggling to hold onto them.

Happens to the best of us, and also you. (joking)

An image from SluggerKitty's post that reads "Touching grass at 6 AM", but the colors have been artificially inverted.

Touching grass at 6 PM

The SluggerKitty situation is bonkers

Just wait until someone drops a google doc

Your glasses are too round, boooooo, it's the ghost of your middle school bully

I have awoken from my weeks-long slumber to call you a dum dum and a silly creature (negative).

It is done.

Should have done squats.