Lowrance

I am currently reading this and have been in WTF mode the whole way through.

I don’t believe for one second that he read one page of a book.

This dipshit must have gotten a megaton dose then.

I want to know why Kid Rock got away with wearing a circus suit during his recent Oval Office visit. That dress code violation hypocrisy beats all.

There are times when cunt is the only word appropriate for the situation.

WTF?! WTAF?!

…and the stupid people won’t be happy for long, once they realize their healthcare, social security, and Medicare will AT VERY LEAST be greatly diminished, and once they realize that the price of eggs aren’t going down.

I got my COVID and flu shot on Saturday. I spent all of Sunday and half of Monday in a body ache, blistering headache fever haze. It was horrible.

He should have named it The Gulf of Cheaper Eggs

“…he power loaded his diaper.” Jeff, I really, really needed that laugh today. We’re on Day 3 and my anxiety is through the roof; thanks for your brutal, brilliant honesty.

Doing my part. Watching a M*A*S*H marathon on TVLand. I refuse to watch anything that has to do with that orange tub of lard.

Buttermilk Biscuit

Better yet, climate change is a hoax, but “they” can control the weather.

“…but some animals are more equal than others.”

We were twins separated at birth.

AND be an adjudicated rapist. Don’t forget the rapist part.

Too dumb to get the joke.

I’m so fucking mad that I refuse to leave the house, because I don’t want to look at the stupid faces of all the stupid people who voted for that malevolent idiot.

Out of the mouths of babes.

Gulf of America, military action to usurp Greenland and the Panama canal, economic force to coerce Canada into becoming the 51st state…we have moved out of the “America first” phase straight into the “Only America” phase.

That’s what I came here to say.

I reached my Waterloo with that malevolent idiot today. I’m sitting here at my desk weeping over the insanity of “considering military action” to take over Greenland. On what planet is that a sane thought?

My cat managed to spew her post-breakfast puke directly into the toilet this morning, so she def deserves a reward for that.

And who want to work grueling hours 7 days a week AND sleep at the office.

You know it’s going to be a good day when your cat managed to aim her post-breakfast puke *entirely into the toilet.*

Oh for crying out loud. I can’t take 4 more years of this ridiculous fuckery.

I don’t even think I have the resolve to start, much less finish.