Flobby Bashpants

THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO DEMAND THAT DHS STOP THROWING MONEY AWAY INCARCERATING PEOPLE AND ICE SELLS ALL ITS WAREHOUSES TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HEALTHCARE SUBSIDIES

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FUCK THIS TORTUROUS INVESTMENT IN TORTURE AND DEATH

INVEST IN CARING

With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

Ring is a wildly dangerous company. Always has been. But it has sort of flown under the radar the last couple years as it tried to soften its image. Make no mistake that this is an extremely dangerous surveillance dragnet:

www.404media.co/with-ring-am...

That’s what’s up.

Photo of three samurai in traditional armor. One is holding a bow, another a katana, and the third one a spear.

For every 5 REPOSTS or 10 LIKES this gets, I'll tell you 1 cool fact about SAMURAI that you may not know.

"No I'm fine, you just make sure you get your fucking video first"

What language did Eddie Vedder sing in?

66 Wow, that's an experience. You know what, when I was doing Muppets Most Wanted, I was in England. And The Muppets, you don't talk to The Muppets if they're laying down. You can't take pictures with them; you can only take a picture if they're up. There's rules for them. And my mom passed away while I was doing Muppets Most Wanted. I had about three, four or five days left in England. I was leaving. I'd just called my agent to say my mom's gone, then Mary, my secretary, called me and said, 'Don't! Stay there. You'll get in the way. We're planning this, we're doing this. So l stayed, and everybody was coming up and [saying] 'Hey, Danny... and I have a way of kind of shutting down, you know? Not feeling nothing, like "Yeah, it's okay;' and kind of pushing everybody away and just doing what I had to do. And then that damn frog. [Laughs.] Kermit comes up and goes, Danny, I'm really sorry about your mom.' And just like that - [whistles] - I broke for the bathroom, like 'Oh no!'

And I know my mom sent him. Iknow my mom sent that frog. With my dad. I didn't cry, I was just stone. But that frog got me. And so the experience I had with the Muppets was real.

Let me tell you something, you will be talking to them like they're real. You'll be up there like 10 minutes, all of a sudden you're talking to him. I took one of the autistic kids that I work with one time to the set when we were doing another Muppets movie. And he started talking to them. And then he went and wrote a script, a whole Muppets movie. [Laughs.]

This is Danny Trejo talking about it.

[deep breath] Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Jenna Ortega, David Tennant (and for that matter Doctors 11-15), Ariana Grande, Hugh Jackman, Jason Mantzoukas, Jeffrey Wright, Tig Notaro...

(deleted a "but not this person who seems inevitable" bc no real reason to be mean on this thread.)

Brett Goldstein. John Oliver. Amber Ruffin

My brother is coming with many Fremen Warriors.

Oh man, this is awful.

A two-time World Series champion outfielder died suddenly at 34 A speedy outfielder who played for the Dodgers, Mets, Cubs, Braves, and Royals and won two World Series died suddenly at 34.

Wow. Terrance Gore died www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/w...

The dog's whole vibe is "GREAT NEWS BUDDY - YOU GOT THE BED BUGS!"

Inhuman Resources

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

“Billionaires are a threat to democracy and should be taxed out of existence for the good of society” is the moderate position

SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Right now from the far left to center right the only divisions I care about are: Team fight vs Team don’t fight. Opposition vs politics as usual.

and it’s not a division that maps to precious ideological categories.

New Rule: Make Triple Trumpers earn their redemption through action.

Hold the collaborators accountable for their misdeeds and actual crimes.

Learn from the mistake of Merrick Garland, "too big to fail," and the slap on the wrist for the Civil War.

Or else this will repeat again and again.

I truly love unhinged social graphics

Also, I want to make it clear that I agree with @thefireorg.bsky.social that Charles Murray should be free to give speeches to college students about how an imaginary person born from an egg after Zeus took the form of a swan and humped a queen is WHITE and it’s offensive woke DEI to say otherwise

It is theatrically funny how evil, bad, and—more unforgivable than all else—fucking stupid that Chuck Schumer is as the leader of the democratic senate.

ten years ago today no one clapped

Ana Marie Cox post: "Wait what is the Trump pooped himself story." mstw reply: "Trump pooped himself."

This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.

Morning.

after exhaustive research I present to you the most Dickensian name on almost every MLB roster (*indicates non-roster)

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.