Braindrillpapi

I like those white girls with no top lip, cause when she get mad the bottom one disappear too.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your ass so phat, won’t you crank my shit crazy style!?”

“Aw shit, here we go again” ahh game

Oldest person at the skramz show by at least 15 years.

Is this a vibe check?

This is making me order curry rn in hopes of eating said ideal lunch

I really love that the yard guys come at 8 am on my day off and fuck around until noon:thirty o’clock

Really dude? A cowboy hat and a terror shirt? Kys

Nobody care me

How you gonna have riffs in your handle if you play breakdowns?

Que no!!! NO SOY EHMO

Six pussy bomboclatt eggs?

who up waiting for their ruca?

who up viggoing they mortensen

Forced to embrace!
Everything stolen!
Ever being choked, until our last breath!

How 2 respond

I can’t smell what the Rock is cooking…. COVID???

I’m crying

Millions

I love you for this

I was looking for a PAWG and then I found a PAWG and heaven knows I’m miserable now

Omw

I farted in the bathroom at the hospital and the bad hoes at the front desk laughed at me 😭

Venus of Willendorf (?) banner on a museum with the text “this lady is waiting for you!”

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Trump will definitely die in office.
Looking forward to reposting this when it happens.

Not now kitten, daddy is playing Throat Simulator

What’s up with the absence of big bobs and vagene on this app?

Y’all like kookhees? Ohyes!

Pooping in public bathrooms with the door open and wearing this bad boy.

I’d give The Rizzler up for adoption