Jaspy

I’m in love

lmfao

Profit

Antidepressants

Good news you’re coming home to mommy zero

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

Never give somebody your all when they won’t even give you half a cup

Exhausting

Got the goods

A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.

My favorite pastime is wondering is the people I surround myself with online actually want me around :)))

I don’t answer bill collectors phone calls in December, sorry this is the month for the big man……Santa Claus.

I just got yelled at by some old guy because I parked where my client asked me to park. He called me a bitch and told me to grow up because I told him that there is a sign on my van that says to please not knock 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 one more minor inconvenience I swear to god

Iv always pushed away the people that probably loved me for people who never did, and it’s becoming an actual regret.

Imagine being for convenience.

DONT WORRY I KNOW I COME FROM SOME SORT OF PLACE IF PRIVLEDGE IDK WHERE ITS AT BUT I KNOW I GOT IT!!!!
THJNGS CAN BE WORSE
EVEN IF THEHRE BAD!!! THEYRE NOT THAT BAD!!! DONT WORRY I KNOW !! IM SELF AWARE UNFORTUNATELY

its the worst part about my brain because its like everything i say isn’t real. lol
It takes everything in me to not follow up what I say with various disclaimers and acknowledgments

I complain about one thing and immediately want to backtrack and be like oh well I understand my complaint isn’t valid because of xyz

Remember when you had all your favorite people as little tiles and I wasn’t included because I didn’t fit your aesthetic lmaooooo

And Obama

If this is supposed to be funny it’s not

“Use bsky……but not like that”

All I want is for people to care about me as much as I care about them.

Trytoseezeroghostly

Stop being poor??? Ez

I know you’re not talking to me but I need to hold hands, play with your hair, maybe watch you solve a Rubik’s cube. 😌

They’re nerds with no friends they only have money and fursuits