ChaosWithKaycee

Billy my gram gave me Catholic guilt you can't do this to me 😭

YES FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION FOR MY FAVORITES

I'm an absolute chicken and grew up hating horror movies - literally would wedge myself behind my older brother to avoid them - and Shaun of the Dead was the first horror movie I made it through 🤣

I use Excel for 95% of my job and usually work 10-12 hr days and would like to just sleep 🤣

This is art

Literally me with Dante 😅

Billy you're gonna give my lil southern heart a complex

John Cena is a man who not only genuinely loves life and people, but someone who fucking WORSHIPS women, especially larger women. As a fat bitch, I can see through when a guy talks about liking thick women but doesn't really - him, I wholeheartedly believe.

A small box with a Celtic knot sunflower design

Elvish inscription inside the small box, translation : "May you each be a light in the others lives when the rest have gone out."

An opal ring set inside a yellow padded box.

A male and female hand next to each other on a table, each wearing an engagement ring.

So, I knew it was gonna happen this weekend and I still cried when it did.

My partner had the same issue. He's on Wellbutrin + prozac and the negatives of each cancel each other out. His climaxes are more intense for him and he's crazy sensitive. It's kinda fun to mess with tbh 🤣

RECOGNITION FINALLY

You should listen to Ian McConnells song "Hating Stuff"!

Worked for my partner 😂

My partner, suddenly, randomly, for no reason at all : "hey the mall 20 minutes from your house has a build a bear right?"

5 days and 6 hrs until my love is back here next to me after 5 months apart ahhhhhhhhh

Yeah with my current partner I told him in one of our first conversations if biological children was a deal breaker he better say it now and he was like "....why the fuck would it be??" Lmao

Ugh. Mine was the same. Had me CONVINCED I wanted 5 kids on a ranch in Montana. Never been so happy to be infertile lol

Oh that is faiiiir that was a similar situation with mine. We met online, started dating, and were engaged in three months 😅

Okay normally I'd agree with that but I will say, my current partner and I played D&D together for a year before we started dating so feelings did come up quick once we actually focused on each other. But we were already battle buddies by then 😂

Step one : if you're 18 and he's 27, don't start.

The stories I bet we could both tell 😂

First of all, amazing job - my best friend also works in social services, with queer youth, and that shit is tough - but also ew fuck him I see why he's an ex husband.

What you need to find is someone in private health. I went from a mechanic to a home health aide and now I'm spoiled rotten lmao

So I'm not the only one who does that? I even have one in my closet 😂

His excuse was "you work with babies all day, how tired can you be" (preschool teacher at the time). He was one of those people that thinks preschool teachers just play with the kids all day. Should not have stayed 😂

Do we have the same ex husband 👀

Being only an inch taller than them with a partner a foot taller than me - felt 😩

I don't get paid till next week (literally the earliest my paycheck will hit is ON my birthday on the 10th lmao) but I'll be placing an order once I do! I just hate that it won't be here by the time I go out of town that Friday so I can wear it for my birthday trip lol

I didn't see the ghostface one and my partner is a horror nerd ahhhhhh

See when I tell my dog to sit pretty he whines and looks at me like I'm an asshole 😂

Hell yeah ty