dannimus's Avatar

dannimus

@enidanni.bsky.social

Danni | He/They | 30 | I love my wife. | pfp by @sloshingmachine

238 Followers  |  543 Following  |  1,279 Posts  |  Joined: 24.09.2024  |  2.1326

Latest posts by enidanni.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

More practice aaaa

16.02.2026 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

dess #deltarune

15.02.2026 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 583    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image

MHๅ—ไป˜ๅฌข

15.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 884    ๐Ÿ” 274    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I LOVE PHYSICAL AFFECTION

IDC IF ITS ROMANTIC OR PLATONIC I LOVE FEELING THE WARMTH OF LOVE

I WILL HUG AND KISS ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND MY WIFE

15.02.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

#deltarune #krisdeltarune kris

15.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 458    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUUUUCK I FORGOT

15.02.2026 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image

summoner glam yayy

15.02.2026 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we love u too

15.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16952    ๐Ÿ” 5864    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 223    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170

idk what it is but the moment i sit down at my desk and start playing a game i start oozing a viscous gamer slime

im not even try harding i am crafting in ffxiv

14.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im also chopped unc

we out here

14.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

#art

14.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 364    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Characters from a thing that manifested into my soul during a moment.

14.02.2026 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4826    ๐Ÿ” 705    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Post image

Happy Valentine's Day!!! ๐Ÿ’›โœจ

#splatoon #fanart

14.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 729    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DONT TALK ABOUT MY SOSHING MACHINE LIKE THAT

14.02.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

14.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21845    ๐Ÿ” 5784    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 166    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115

nah im glad ur speaking up man

13.02.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and our lead illustration researcher has provided this new image featuring Callie, Marina, and some seasonal sweets!

Maybe share this with someone close to your heart? #Splatoon3

13.02.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 696    ๐Ÿ” 275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

mewgenics

13.02.2026 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its real...

12.02.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3544    ๐Ÿ” 1121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Post image

great day for Dead or Alive fan Firagafox ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’•

12.02.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 974    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

#CreamerNation

12.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

u got more cream than quito

12.02.2026 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hashtag trooth

12.02.2026 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DแณEแณAแณTแณHแณMแณEแณTแณAแณL
YouTube video by Panchiko - Topic DแณEแณAแณTแณHแณMแณEแณTแณAแณL

2am cant sleep u kno wat dat means

11.02.2026 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do not buy ring cameras

throw yours away

we threw ours out

11.02.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
calf1sh

calf1sh

user tubbiecustardt misses calf1sh

10.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Aqua doodle! ๐Ÿ’™โœจ

#KingdomHearts #fanart

10.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 615    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grew my beard out since i was away from work for a week

and i got massive gender for it

its super patchy and spotty but i think if i could grow it out fully i like how a goatee looks with my new hairstyle

dear google how to grow not patchy beard when not on T

10.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damnโ€ฆ sam said u suck so i guess its over :////

10.02.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@enidanni is following 20 prominent accounts