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At this point my baseline assumption for Republican men is that they’re on testosterone supplements

Unsurprisingly she is actually a Russian honeypot

Would bet real money that you could convince Trump this woman is real and is actually one of his aides

And Maine already has a D governor and senator, you don’t even need that kind of candidate to win!

My theory is more or less they are convinced that Dan Osborn types can fix the party’s regional branding problem and help build a durable majority. Problem is there are actually not many guys like that around, they found one they think is good enough, and so they’re gonna defend him to the hilt

We didn’t know about Everyone is 12 theory at the time

I can fix her

Getting a lot of Reacher vibes from this (complimentary) (maybe)

Guy literally had a Netflix special about his personal life lmao

They could try and delay/reschedule the races for sure although it’s not easy. And then if the war goes long enough then the final races of the season this winter are also back in the gulf!

Snowpack will be gone by Sunday and that’s just glorious

Ah yeah that’s pretty much the current worry. Also there is a TON of gulf money tied up in F1 sponsorship, ownership, etc. If Iran is mad enough they can really make it painful for the gulf states and that includes links to royalty

Been a while since he looked that happy for real 😭

Bahrain and Saudi races are in the spring and may have to be canceled if hostilities are still ongoing. Is there a link beyond that?

Definitely, to watch Juan Soto hit 430-ft dingers (sorry sorry)

Oh man sounds like he’s angling to come back

Woody Johnson is in the sweet spot of being a terrible Trump nominee AND a terrible team owner

Honestly I think the Nazi stories have barely penetrated local coverage of this race

lol cooked

Rips off his shirt immediately after being sworn in to reveal that he has covered up his cover-up with an even larger totenkopf

Yeah I agree. I’m just hoping he turns out to be at least moderately legit. Worst case scenario even if he sucks at least Rs lost Collins

Makes sense in terms of ME-1 being the younger (lol) and more liberal part of the state, no?

Yeah he is seemingly appearing everywhere in person and I think that goes a long way

Relatable!

Welp that’s a vivid metaphor lol

I will grant this though: literally nothing being said about this race online seems to be actually translating to reality, I think partly because Mills has been lackluster and partly because Maine gonna Maine

Funny thing about trying to pin this on Bluesky is that most of the replies on Twitter are also like “uhhh bro he’s a Nazi”

The fleur de lis is a really nice touch tbh

My god that’s enormous

Yeah I don’t know why people feel obligated to put it down every time, it’s fine. Go get your barista-made latte and leave us alone