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soda • kingjest

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NSFW • fortune loves my pretty face, I'll be safe for the rest of my life • 1991 • multifandom • all ships 🔁 • read my fanfiction 🔞 Hugo is my wife /srs • whiskers for kittens, whiskey for cats

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what's your fave #renjing dynamic?
here's some of mine ✨
(very bladie centric I noticed, butmy jy centric headcanons usually involve more than blade so maybe next time)

10.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 75    🔁 29    💬 3    📌 0

they hated jesus because he spoke the truth 😔

09.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

side note elio headcanon while here: writers block looks like stagnancy, he has been in the same hotel for 3 weeks, three weeks of the same chicken sandwich delivered daily because he hasn't felt like changing the menu and the plates piled by the desk because he forgot to write a cleaning service

09.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

abandoning blade at the beach, the mountains, resorts and retreats. blade forced to fight the plot while at every turn he is directed by the ungentle word of god to drink some coconut water and take a nap.

09.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

walks through life as if everything adjusts for him. duck down a side street and asks blade absently to grab this jacket, catches shoes from beneath a window and dressed he can pull blade into the next door a restaurant with a dress code

09.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

elio writing filler episodes for blade when he pisses him off. forcing the guy who hates being alive to exist plotlessly in pleasant circumstances.

09.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#svsss

09.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 112    🔁 59    💬 2    📌 1

rip aventurine youd have loved girl dinner

09.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ratiorine is ratio thinking he can cook but its all gymbro macros and aventurine thinks one dish with one chicken breast is a lot of protein, he last ate, oh, some cheese? it was heavy cheese though. hm? is he lactose intolerant? of course

09.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jingren is nonstop bickering over what and where and no this instead and yingxing getting cross as he gets hangry and jing yuan is sleepy while they wait in line and then its all pouring each other's drinks and chatter over the server and the food is secondary

09.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

jingheng? jing yuan picks, but neither particularly care unless they have a reason. meal prepper pantry that they both cook from.

renheng is dh making blade eat via gentle parenting. 'do you need me to chose?' asked in a measured tone and blade orders the first thing while trying not to 'roid out

09.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

all three couples have food at home, hungry people do not do this nonsense. hungry people make rice together

09.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

couples who both know what they want, couples who argue, how about couples where one person asks what they want for dinner as if this isn't a declaration of war and the other immediately begins a gaslight campaign to convince them that they are asking actually and are therefore absolved of choosing.

09.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Jing Yuan doodle because i miss him
#JingYuan #HonkaiStarRail #HSR #NovatemiArt #Art

09.03.2026 08:39 — 👍 35    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

Im so bad at drawing penises idc what pair I’m drawing next, everyone gets a pussy from now on

09.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Senior Director?! 😶‍🌫️ #aventurine (1/2)

08.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 116    🔁 38    💬 2    📌 0
There’s Neil. Neil, who fucks like he fights, who goes and goes and goes. Everywhere and nowhere, over the mountains and the hills. Takes his time, makes it sweet agony. He draws it out, spins time like sugar. A deft hand, is Neil. Stiller than still, a burst of motion. Neil, sure and true. Neil, between his legs. Neil, atop his thighs. Neil, looking up at him, mouth so full. He doesn’t have to say it. Why would he, when they both know? He does though, just once—

The Foxes are a professional esports team. Their newest player sends himself to their door. Once inside, he secures the contract he was aiming for, and much more. There's the game, the gaming, and then there's him.

There’s Neil. Neil, who fucks like he fights, who goes and goes and goes. Everywhere and nowhere, over the mountains and the hills. Takes his time, makes it sweet agony. He draws it out, spins time like sugar. A deft hand, is Neil. Stiller than still, a burst of motion. Neil, sure and true. Neil, between his legs. Neil, atop his thighs. Neil, looking up at him, mouth so full. He doesn’t have to say it. Why would he, when they both know? He does though, just once— The Foxes are a professional esports team. Their newest player sends himself to their door. Once inside, he secures the contract he was aiming for, and much more. There's the game, the gaming, and then there's him.

wrote an andreil idv esports au fic for @fortheloveofexy.bsky.social as part of @aftgmixtape.bsky.social 2026

“老子才是老大”

📱M | 6,672 words

📱strangers to teammates to lovers, fic within fic, winning lots

📱 archiveofourown.org/works/80704211

#idv #aftg #andreil #loachfic #andrewminyard #neiljosten

08.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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me everyday when I open my phone <3

08.03.2026 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like 10 seconds later
#bingqiu

02.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 147    🔁 59    💬 6    📌 2

Hnnnng Dan Heng begging Jing yuan to put him in a fuck machine and fill him with eggs. Ju gets called away while in the middle of it and he attempts to let dh out, but dh says "no leave me in and fuck me properly when you get back".

Jy leaves him a way to get out of course, but he never takes it

07.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A drawing of Snap from chalkzone with flowers, clouds, suns, and little pencils with wings drawn around him with light blues, pinks, yellows, and greens. The text around him reads "YOU GOTTA DRAW SOMRTHING"

A drawing of Snap from chalkzone with flowers, clouds, suns, and little pencils with wings drawn around him with light blues, pinks, yellows, and greens. The text around him reads "YOU GOTTA DRAW SOMRTHING"

This one is for the homies with art block! #chalkzone #fanart #art

06.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 2558    🔁 1042    💬 21    📌 7
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a picture of three roses with the words good morning have a great day ALT: a picture of three roses with the words good morning have a great day
07.03.2026 06:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

okay ehe I did fall asleep

07.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i just got home and im full of pasta, dont fusssss

06.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
fan art of Luo Binghe from Scum Villain Self Saving System, a waist up of him resting his face on a folded hand against a bright red background while he is in shadows with only his eyes and demon mark glowing, his face is irritated and contemplating, digital art made on procreate with clean lineart and minimal shading

fan art of Luo Binghe from Scum Villain Self Saving System, a waist up of him resting his face on a folded hand against a bright red background while he is in shadows with only his eyes and demon mark glowing, his face is irritated and contemplating, digital art made on procreate with clean lineart and minimal shading

The Red means I Love You ❤️

06.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 299    🔁 124    💬 5    📌 0
Grayscale drawing of Shen Qingqiu leaning up to fully kiss Liu Qingge, who is crouched and balancing on his sword.

Grayscale drawing of Shen Qingqiu leaning up to fully kiss Liu Qingge, who is crouched and balancing on his sword.

Long time no #liushen

#svsss

06.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 233    🔁 103    💬 12    📌 0