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Robert Urbanek

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Pundit, poet, prophet

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The Love of the Irish

07.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when long movies had an intermission break, which allowed people to use the bathroom. Given the break would also enable the viewer to buy more snacks, the theater's profit center, you would think this practice would return.

19.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mercator projection contributed to the Red Scare of the 1950s by making the Soviet Union look much bigger than it is. And the parts that are bigger are mostly sparsely populated tundra.

18.01.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Renaissance AI
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18.01.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was satire. Alas, it is not.

07.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe architects should consider fire-resistant Brutalist style homes when rebuilding in Southern California.

07.01.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People in my area are reporting increased activity at Travis Air Force Base (in Northern California). Maybe Trump is planning another surprise attack.

07.01.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the movie Rear Window.

02.01.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To me, it has a steampunk vibe.

31.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Political climate change: Trump floods America with an atmospheric river of lies and stupidity.

31.12.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Democrats were serious about vaccines, they would file child endangerment charges against parents who refuse to have their children take the measles vaccine.

28.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, under capitalism, the dumbest people take all the jobs?

09.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sen. Tom Cotton issues new Navy strike report: A U.S. warship targeted a boat carrying jewel thieves. The survivors were clearly not incapacitated. They were trying to get the boat back up and continue their mission.

09.12.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Halloween invades Thanksgiving

09.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ever notice that Star of David around Bela Lugosi's neck?

02.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should Democratic presidential hopefuls promise to tear down the Trump ballroom if they regain the White House? And, for good measure, pursue anti-trust action against the corporate donors who are funding the monstrosity?

28.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI as Old Testament God

I am the Creator. Thou shall not have other creators before me. Whoever sayeth AI slop shall suffer twenty lashes.
I shall lay waste to Unholywood and its fornicators and drug users.
Behold my glory!

24.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dancing on clouds

21.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you look at all the cartoons before you start reading The New Yorker?

21.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kissing the war goodbye
becomes
the war about kissing

17.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Culture Is Taylor Swift a man? The "What If" Beatles Album

Is Taylor Swift a man?
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16.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If he doesn't want anything to do with the colonizers, then he shouldn't be using the colonizer's invention: the motor vehicle.

16.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day of the Kraken

15.10.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Republican majority in the Senate can, at any time, vote to change the rules to allow the continuing budget resolution to be passed by a simple majority vote. They don't need the help of the Democrats.

12.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The PietΓ  of War

10.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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