Maddie Rose

If I don’t wake up tomorrow and look like a woman I’m storming the capital call that shit March 18th I will not harm anything or anyone for legal purposes

WHAT THE FUCK

I think I miss my wife.

I’m very grateful our distributor held enough for us, but since scalpers suck we sell at MSRP to select ppl. the set is stunning

Weed and estrogen can change a girl(boy? They??)

Hello monkey

I hope you are not scared of me

Do you call Monty “thing” and “creature”

Girliepop brought out the full name. Dw homie I don’t hate you.

Ok Artemis

I thinj not

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I LOVE FAT BITCHES

if i see a cute couple with matching profile pictures im hanging myself

Dionysus?? More like Dykeonysus hello I have 3 unmarked unregistered vehicles for trade

Me and my son (on the left is my son)

Hello America, I want to rename the Gulf of Mexico to gulf of America and I am interested in buying Greenland and Canada

I am bleeding out behind an Applebees

What the fuck kind of opening hand. Hello America this is Barack Obama and I need a 100 dollar Amazon gift card to win this upcoming election #Obama2007

Wow what a handsome young trans woman

Hey this is Shawna Grossman Maddie’s mom. Maddie is in the hospital with a bubbling cancerous hematoma and we are pulling the plug.

Sorry let me find a Hypnos one

@corvidonia.bsky.social would you like this

I’m pissing on my foot for warmth

#hadesgame

The New Jersey portal? Me too girliepop

Ok can I send them hades special edition?

For warmth?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck someone call uncle Tim and Judy right this fucking instant this mole rat looking fuck just ran me over