Sheya

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

gonk is this true

DAMN

a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.

Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans

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Free Dodgers Yoshi Bobblehead at Dodgers Vs. Guardians March 31st Baseball Game via Los Angeles Dodgers. https://ow.ly/qsFO50Yqzrp

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the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

bold words from someone who was also told so by a bunch of people and is notably not president right now as a direct result

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Advertisement for a fictional Estrogen Single-Use autoinjector created by the company NuCaloric from Marathon. Large text reads "Called a boy. Isn't. 201." Smaller text below reads "nu" "GOLD RUSH SERIAL NO. 20210201 出力 CYBERSECURITY 10-V0839 EXPLORATION / DEVELOPMENT" Between the text is a large pink autoinjector.

can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector

women can do anything

the bluesky experience:

RITA REPULSA?!

for 11 year old me

new poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

sundowner from mgr

> this guy's views used to be considered a comedically exaggerated take on american foreign relations

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

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Gordon freeman in the flesh

the gamer gurl from the new resident evil game

I cant believe how much change could happen in just 7 Years <3 HRT is CRAZY #Transitiontimeline

I just want to play pokopia......

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

some drawing advice that is very serious

Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..." Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate. Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen. Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light. Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently. Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

In WarioWare: Twisted, Jimmy's boss microgame can be won instantly if the console is tilted 720° in less than half a second. In practice, this is achieved by literally physically throwing the console.