psycho_patrol_r.txt

At first I was sceptical about working for the monopoly on violence, but it didn't take much for Lorenzo to convince me. He knows his Reich, and this is a great opportunity de-hitlerify the federal police from the inside.

Fantastic, you will not regret this!

We've been having some problems with a local, a mushroom farmer. He doesn't seem to understand our place in this multi-species assemblage and is making visible the oppression of the fungiform non-human agent by the use of agricultural practices.

I'm the founder of a new startup that is going to revolutionize potato farming logistics using the blockchain. There's so much fat to cut in the whole process, it can be slimmed and optimized almost infinitely.

The company really isn't doing too well, recent trends like burial at sea, and sky burial have put a huge dent in profits, and I think Hans is being scammed by Security Redefined.

They help the local community. I don't agree with all of their methods, but it's all we have.

Did you really have to take that here? You found it in the basement of a nearby gym? That's odd. What on earth could they possibly do with half-decomposed human brains...

Are we supposed to be just taking stuff from people now? I guess if you think he deserves it, boss...

Yes... Yes! This is it! You've done it! Can you imagine this, a new breed of terrorist, a psychoterrorist! If we can catch this person it'll mean a lot more funding our own way, it'll be a sensation. My theories, finally proven in the field.

A concept I've personally been developing for a long time now. How psychological forms, or constructs, become flesh in the physical world, and cause all kinds of societal illness, crime.

You've got this completely backwards, me and Erkki are stockpiling SLS because it's a vital component of the revolution of Life we're working towards. Whoever is making this stuff up about it all of a sudden is making everything much more difficult for us.

Chemical remains cover the interior, my guess is that it's a solvent of some kind but I would need to run more tests to be sure.

It sounds familiar but I don't know what it is. I'm deeply focused on my mushroom duty.

Uhhh... I'm sorry... I'm really sorry. I didn't mean for this to get like this. I do have the money here, It's just that the economy is so fickle and my income isn't too stable. Here, you can take it to Brad. Again, I'm really sorry for the trouble.

A difficult situation, it doesn't seem like he has the capacity to understand the difference between the EFP and the municipal police service. This here is a prime example of how psychohazards can decimate people's lives, if only we could have prevented this.

He had been going on about some kind of great global transformation, the ensouling of matter. Apparently he had been stockpiling SLS. That's all I got, It's a long shot but since you don't seem to have anything to go on it might be worth looking into.

An act of terrorism, pettiness or just someone having a bad day.

I've tried contacting EFP multiple times but haven't gotten any concrete information about the state of the application. If you could help me with this I'd be very grateful and would gladly let you have the security clearance you need to have a look around.

Mmmmmhh... I know you're not a prude so I can share this with you. The face of someone immediately before taking a huge shit... That's what I live for, the pained ecstacy of release. I have a little secret under that potted plant, if you wish to take a peek... Enjoy.

So this Moray Eel attacked you? And you had to subdue him with lethal force? I can't blame you. I'm sorry you had to go through with all of this, it must have been very stressful. This is most definitely not a part of our brand DNA.

Only some animals like fleshrats have high enough potential, but you can't really train them. You don't want to know what happens when you let a fleshrat control a human. Attempts have been made to animalize humans into fleshrats, but it's very difficult.

It is as you say, soon I will be under the influence of these psychoterrorists. Soon I will not be myself, I will be just a puppet of chaos. Leave me now, I must mourn.

I'm sorry that you feel this way about our service.

Tell ya what mate, if ya deal with the lad who complained about the Raver's music I'll pay ya. How's five grand sound mate?

Well that is too bad. Come back to me if you happen to change your mind.

It is rumored that every hundred years or so an extremely rare golden mushroom sprouts somewhere in the wetlands. I have obviously never seen one so it could just be a rumor.

Sadly the waiting lines are quite long, more than two years. Still, anything to see a smile on my daughter's face.

That's dreadful. Not many dogs around here, but I happened to visit the little coffee shop in the park and one of the regulars, a scary mercenary who just goes by his callsign Silver suddenly had a new dog.

This whole Pan-Europa situation well and truly fucked us... But we sunk into the depths and emerged stronger than ever. The strength of the flow of the damp and the dark seeped into our bodies. If you can live in the damp and the dark you can survive anything.

The lacerations and the fracturing of the skull indicate it has been cracked open with brutal force, possibly with a blunt knife. Whoever did this has great physical strength.