L’chaim c’est moi

No those cans tay

just found out about Maryland governor Wes Moore. don't know one single thing about him other than that his campaign slogan should be "Wes is Moore." don't even know what that means, but i know deep in my heart that it should be on shirts and posters and hats

Using Claude to vibecode solutions to Shenzhen I/O

Airplane that has matches in the bathroom but it keeps triggering the smoke detectors

Hearst would be the better example here but it's a less punchy bit

yes although the robber barrons also bought up newspapers. like, the pulitzer prize isn't called that bc he was so charitable at supporting stories critical of wealth

four stick figures on sleds, one is sliding face first, face down, marked "skeleton", diagonally opposite to it is one sliding feet first, face up, marked "luge". The other two combinations are drawn and labeled with question marks

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

If only there was a position generated from the imminent critique of the thesis “hegel was right”

Kinda funny that my favorite movies (and two of the most well received) of the last two years both fit the type “midcentury period pieces on a sexist jewish guy who’s driven to give it all to an endeavor that nobody in the movie can get and the audience doesnt particularly find moving”

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

it's all be gay do crimes but when you hear about roy cohn it's he needs to pay

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Name from the Pynchon school of obvious acronyms

Sounds like we need relentless questions about his age and incontinence…

What’s Secret State Police in German, anyway?

email from soon yi previn to epstien revealing that woody doesn't like bike lanes

Never meet your heroes (or read their wife/daughter’s message to jeffery epstein)

Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius:

Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

Tolstoy’s War and Peace Second Epilogue Paradox Interactive 4 X game where the more powerful your player character becomes the more you are forced into a single path as buttons get greyed out

We’re not the gestapo, we’re just the Secret State Police. Or, in german, the Geheime Staatspolizei. That’s a mouthful, i wonder if there’s a way to shorten it, maybe Ge sta po?

Depends on the pitch range, if I can't do it comfortably I'll drop it by an octave or whatever but if I can reasonably attempt it without falsetto I'll try

Black greyhound resting his nose on the floor. There is a label saying “DOG” on his forehead

Got a label maker today

Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can fell it for you Only you can let in in No one else, no one else

Roy Batty on death's door, describing the sights near the Tannhäuser Gate

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY, SLUGGO AND TWO OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS HAVE ALL MADE SNOW FORTS SLUGGO NAMED HIS FORT..FORT BRAVE P2- SECOND KID NAMED HIS FORT.. FORT COURAGE P3- NANCY NAMED HER FORT… FORT STRONG NANCY: THAT HIGHBROW KID GIVES ME A PAIN P4- THE HIGHBROW KID NAMED HIS FORT… FORT ITUDE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 22,1959

Guy who thinks he attained nirvana in a previous life

Mezuzah that’s clearly been painted over with the doorframe in a thick white paint

Thinking about my building’s landlord special mezuzah

How the hell is he wearing his coat open in what must be negative 40°F weather? What righteous fury of a thousand suns does ig

I mean, if @djinnandtonic.bsky.social wants to start borrowing from the Uprising of the 20,000 or similar i’d be there for it

Well, for all people critique roth as a self-hating jew, I’d say he depicted a self-loving jew pretty well too

cowstools, of course, being the polite term for bullshit