Sophia Benoit

Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.

Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.

In 2019 when Trump nominated Ratcliffe to be DNI, everyone said "That guy? Who knows nothing about intelligence, and is a complete clown?" Trump had to withdraw his nomination. And today he's like the 2nd or 3rd most qualified person Trump is nominating, so even Dems are like "Sigh, OK I guess"

"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN

could not possibly agree more, make them work for every single thing that they do in congress

employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible

find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that

I absolutely love manifesting*

*having the money to buy a thing I want

ok

The tweet is saying that I love it.

Feels like people think from this tweet that I don’t like stuffing/dressing. I LOVE it. It’s just one of those things that’s horrid in theory and amazing in practice.

I love stuffing but it should be terrible. It’s an abomination.

Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.

Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨

Realizing that Tom Hanks is married to a woman named Rita WILSON. Holy shit.

Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.

Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...

Chris Stephens on X: "I think I’m going to write a new joke about Mrs. Doubtfire’s tits catching on fire every day. I think that’s going to be my “big project.”" / X I think I’m going to write a new joke about Mrs. Doubtfire’s tits catching on fire every day. I think that’s going to be my “big project.”

oh well Chris Stephens did the perfect one on twitter hahaha

twitter.com/ChrisStephen...

one thing about me is that I am never going to forget to cancel a free trial. i feel it in my bones when i have a pending charge. my body keeps score. you will not be getting that payment.

one thing this app doesn’t have is the thread about Mrs. Doubtfires tits being on fire

good morning, i’ve donated $5 to mona if anyone can match me ❤️ gofund.me/b2c3ad0b

omgggg

the smallest possible amount a tongue can be sticking out :)

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

bleak thrift store find

one thing about this app that has some real appeal is that my boyfriend has vowed to never be on it so I can say some real insane shit (and his friends will send him screenshots)

I literally just stopped scraping my fork on the take out container an entire floor below this kid I’m babysitting because I became convinced that when I did that she would stir

Putting an overtired baby to sleep will make you the most superstitious person alive.

why are so many supposedly smart and rational people unprepared to confront the reality of what happens to a human body when they spend a significant amount of time outside the earth's magnetosphere

Literally exact same for California! I see one and I have to kill the cop in my head who wants to tattle

Who is “you people” ??