chase em
grab em
fry em
chase em
grab em
fry em
Everyone's so mean to me 😭
09.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i got certain cravings, and i'm not sure there is someone around to fulfill them properly...
so...
with my boundless generosity, who wants to get sweaty~?
02.02.2026 16:24 —
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let's go for falafel
20.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bestie got me a new job, let's find out how fast I lose it 💞
06.01.2026 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sorry for being mentally ill, but at least the sex is incredible
29.12.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
who up lol
22.12.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What about infamous ones? 🤪
19.12.2025 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
time to report that gas leak i guess
19.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Ahem...
Is this mic on?
Single ships are wrong. 🤫
Thank you.
Yeah. 😐
22.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Probably not how she wants, though. 🤫
22.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hmph!
You won't trick me. I'll take you on!
😡😡😡
someone should put an end to your reign of terror
can't believe she'd just forgive me like that 😡
21.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How could you
So easily
I was busy >:(
21.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0alternatively, quick, someone attach yourself to my dick so I don't disappear again 😩
21.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ill jinx it and say that im glad my internet works again
21.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to solve this nut allergy crisis. 🦸♀️
20.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oo, aa, big stretchies
19.11.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
time to report that gas leak i guess
19.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1You're a real good one. 🤫
18.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A gas leak?
18.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don't worry, I remember where you parked your car. 🥰
18.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your new hire, (she's smart 'cuz she's wearing glasses, duh!)
Now, be a dear and introduce her to your wife 😜
You'd look cute with my dick on your face.
06.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Piña coladas and help me baking? 🤩
06.11.2025 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0