🦗

all the cute guys are just straight up gay and don't want my diiiiick

Yeah, but, uh... that's not the same, is it? 🤔

Yea... maybe 🥴

Awfully greedy.

But that's why we're friends, huh? 😏

If Serena wants redheads, I'll take the rest, very kindly. 🥺

I just want your wedding ring.

But what do you want me to say? 💕

I would never say the quiet parts out loud!

cleaned up a little, now who's gonna clean me up 😔

📝 Someone has a death wish...

hip
hip
ho
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Let me give you just a little push

kinda hot,
who wants to get wet with me? 😋

Yes, you may make out with me. 😱

You'd look better with your face glazed, but that stays between you and me. 🤫

Hm hm hm...

oh so slippery 😘

someone help me create the perfect lure for getting wobblebait on this site already :'(

Come over and let me gape you

Weekend vibes.

😱 did everyone just fuck off back to twitter or what's up

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hip
ho
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😔 Can't a girl have a hobby these days.

😒

Says you with the funbag piñatas

Getting prepped for the week...

This is my superhero month.

Probably replace it, but hey, anal!

Let me fix your trauma.

It's the... weekend! 😀

It's also let a beautiful woman manipulate you Wednesday.

Does anyone want to get manipulated?