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Gordon Johnson

@gordonicon.bsky.social

Musician with day job. Unfortunately job is long covid. Never give up. Never surrender.

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Sucker born every minute

27.01.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Buried the lede. β€œNPR uncovered multiple misleading claimsβ€œ

17.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Use a clarinet go to prison

19.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not buying an expensive, overly complicated, unreliable junker with no right to repair.

17.12.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bankrupting a Casino 101

20.09.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Vice Presidency’s worth a pitcher of warm spit”

15.09.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

if you’re insurance won’t cover

09.09.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not what they said at CVS.

07.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s available to anyone in California who has $280. Insurance doesn’t cover.

06.09.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Reagan liked to play the baby face. Trump likes to play the heel.

06.09.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time when NPR talent was trained not to us this crutch

06.09.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not m according to manufacturer. β€œNo information on availability at this time.

04.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

None I California. Maybe I should move

04.09.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Hall have the wooden leg?

28.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn’t a smart attorney work in the doctrine that truth is a defense against libel?

19.08.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eels can climb up waterfalls. They have excellent traction.

18.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFour Dead in Ohio”

17.08.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good restaurant is one you smell from down the street

10.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Above UC Davis/Sac State

09.07.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t some Star Trek self aware computer. AI is just a spreadsheet version of Mad Libs

09.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old enough to remember when 1984 was a cautionary tale about a dystopian future

06.07.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You back into the leede. β€œSupremes uphold ban on gender affirming care”

18.06.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could this extend to taking supplements like lactobacillus etc?

06.06.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like making the stock market bounce up and down so you can buy the dip and sell off on top.

06.06.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pour one out for the Thomas Guide

04.06.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D- leede β€œWas DOGE programmer fired for β€˜maximum transparency’?”
Then you backed into the meat in the interview β€œSo you didn’t find government inefficiency?”

04.06.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I take a bucket load. Sorry I don’t do good science about exactly what works. I know I feel worse when I quit. Can fully recommend CoQ10+NADH on empty stomach. Peruvate, NAC, Inosine,Creatinine, Agmatine.

28.05.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why the double negative? Old timey headline β€œJudge Allows Musk Suit”

28.05.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of the research studies I was enrolled in were terminated since RFK took over

15.05.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neutral head position. Don’t reach or tuck your chin. Keep it conversational. Don’t think you’re orating

14.05.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0