I mean as I always say when I face a difficult repair or diagnosis, "It's not rocket science, just mechanical engineering!" Then my coworkers usually groan.

The white goo where the cv axle goes in is not in fact jizz, but white lithium grease cause i had to beat the piss out of the axles to get them out (rusted like hell).

Sometimes I take pictures of things I work on cause I think it's neat. Here we see a wild volkswagen transmission in its natural habitat, on a workbench. Also featuring the ass end of the engine facing the flexplate.

I know there's already a ton of comments but I guess I got lucky cause I feel like I look like crap regularly, but I think I'm carried by my voice being decent and maybe I just have more down than I think I do. For context I'm a mechanic and never wear makeup but I somehow get gendered right mostly.

I miss running a mastodon instance but boy was it a massive pain in the ass at times. I miss a lot of the goobers that I got to hung out with though. Always felt like I could say whatever and someone would have input lol.

I just fix cars all day and then come home to be depressed.

Yea mobile tried to screw me but luckily an fcc complaint got them to make things right. Eventually

I hate it when I forget to waterproof my floppy drive before swimming with it.

I think that ad took 2 years off my lifespan.

Semi-Annual post 5 or 6 times before disappearing into the void of Wisconsin for the winter session.

Gundam the Bitch from Mercury: That Hoe Over There (Mercury)

Just gotta work in more exclusive "facilities" if ya catch my drift.

Ford differential rebuild jumpscare! Piece of shit work truck made some awful sounds from the back and needed a diff rebuild and like every bushing and bearing. Rode smooth as butter after so the owners can flog it another day.

Thinking about follower to following ratios and post to follower ratios and then realizing i forgot to take my pills today.

I want to do drugs and contemplate the vast mysteries of the universe. But I have no drugs and I'm all contemplated out. So instead I will play video games.

Right there with you. I hope things work out well, friend.

New frog coming at ya!

Gotta pick fights with yourself so you stay sharp when people are really stepping to you.

Oh that sounds adorable, minus the weird taste part!

I wanna breed snails for size and speed to ride into battle. Dota 2 has a skin for Snapfire that echoes this sentiment so even Valve know whats up.

That's rad! I just have the shittiest ice trays right now cause I'm too cheap to get good ones.

My weird habit from mastodon of making as many posts multimedia as possible is still in full effect until I run out of good photos to post with things. Also look at that cute little apple guy.

I know if my internal thought horrors were made manifest I would definitely need the blicky to deal with them too. Or maybe we would just hug it out and be sad together instead 😭

Saw this at a truck stop and it made me think of dime store Duke Nukem. I have no idea what the audiobook is actually about sadly.

It's cute! I just hate Razer's software >_<

The RX7 FD3S is the objectively correct best looking car ever in my opinion. Though the C5 corvette feels like it took good notes from them in some ways.

Saw a car charger a customer had that reminds me of a portal turret.

Run into many many bastard screws when working on cars where I just resign myself to extracting before I totally delete it. Though in cars you can apply heat often which helps loosen up stuff.

Post your favorite pokemon. Wrong answers only.

The live premiere for my review of High Velocity Mountain Racing Challenge / Touge King the Spirits starts in just a couple of minutes.