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Me: Why are you invoicing me for twice what you said my rent increase would be? See attached email.

Landlords, seething because yet again I'm ruining their scammy business model by keeping emails and not just paying whatever they demand whenever they demand it:

Why do I have two giant bruises on my belly that I swear weren't there yesterday and so haven't had time to turn this gross shade of old bruise yellow? 😵‍💫

It is "nobody's going to pick my RBB art" anxiety hour chez Seaport 😬👍

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I would like to subscribe to your RLS newsletter 💖

Thank you! Mostly recovered now 🙏

Been too ill to make anything new, but had these from a while ago and thought they probably belong with crew 💖

Rent's gone up so I'm quitting therapy to cover it 🙃👍 Excited to see the logic workings of the DWP people when they make this my fault somehow and crank up the volume on "you're just not trying hard enough".

a black and white cartoon of charlie brown standing on a wall . Alt: The harder I try, the worse I get

Lungs are coping again, brain is not. In the ugly, offensive, irrational mindset of feeling boiling envy about other people's fatal accidents in the news.

Yes yes yes exactly this! Its very precious to me, I'm so happy you're enjoying it 💖

Thank you, I love these guys! When I was writing some of it I cried so hard I gave myself a nosebleed 😂💖

Thank yoouu 💖 I don't know where it came from, kid fic isn't my thing usually!

Just been having this out with someone who said the 25% council tax discount for people living alone is unfair to couples and families 😤

That's how heinous The Dark Tower was. Being a 16 year old deprived of a Placebo gig in a tiny venue and given the consolation prize of Blair Witch 2 was a BETTER experience.

Close runner up:

October 2000, tickets to see Placebo at Rock City, but there were apocalyptic rainstorms and their roof leaked so badly it was cancelled.

Already pissed off, we decided let's see a spooky film to reclaim the night.

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 did NOT improve anybody's mood.

The Dark Tower 😤

Please save my life, Mike Flanagan 🙏

Venus Verticordia - oil painting by Rossetti

Afaik this model's name isn't known? DGR replaced her face with Alexa Wilding's in the oil painting so obviously I love that too because she's my favourite. But that sketch has a grip on me 💖

I'm raiding the Courtald gallery for her.

(...or whichever triceratops skull is least guarded anywhere in the world, but that one will probably need a larger crew.)

Only if it's no trouble! Thank you 💖💖

🤭 YES

Oxo chicken bone broth

Meant to say before but kept forgetting: this stuff has been keeping me alive when even my beloved heinz tomato soup was too irritating on my grated throat. I do ramen or pastina with it usually, but have just been drinking it warm on its own cos I couldn't bear the thought of lumps. Recommend!

HELLO

Cutie! That one perfect curl at the end 😍👌

Me inspecting the disgusting tissues I just coughed into 💀

!!! This looks like it was created in a lab by experts specifically for me 😅 Opened to read tonight!

These are so great 💖

Still too exhausted to function. I moved the kettle to my bedside table the other day so I don't have to keep going downstairs, might plan a perilous expedition for the toaster as well 🥴👍

Feeling very slightly less like death at last, but the crap I'm hacking up is a colour and texture previously unknown to science. I sincerely advise you not to combine long covid, general agoraphobia-related immune system weakness, and soggy smooches from a child who has just started school 💀💀💀

Thank you!!

Thank you!!