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πŸ‘ΈπŸ»| CittΓ gazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her πŸ’–| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits πŸ–‹οΈ| #seaglassyarns πŸ™πŸ©΅πŸ¦ˆ+πŸ»πŸ¦¦πŸ¦”πŸ§Έ πŸ’€| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫢

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Thank you! Mostly recovered now πŸ™

01.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been too ill to make anything new, but had these from a while ago and thought they probably belong with crew πŸ’–

01.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Rent's gone up so I'm quitting therapy to cover it πŸ™ƒπŸ‘ Excited to see the logic workings of the DWP people when they make this my fault somehow and crank up the volume on "you're just not trying hard enough".

01.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of charlie brown standing on a wall . Alt: The harder I try, the worse I get

Lungs are coping again, brain is not. In the ugly, offensive, irrational mindset of feeling boiling envy about other people's fatal accidents in the news.

26.02.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes yes yes exactly this! Its very precious to me, I'm so happy you're enjoying it πŸ’–

26.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I love these guys! When I was writing some of it I cried so hard I gave myself a nosebleed πŸ˜‚πŸ’–

26.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank yoouu πŸ’– I don't know where it came from, kid fic isn't my thing usually!

26.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just been having this out with someone who said the 25% council tax discount for people living alone is unfair to couples and families 😀

19.02.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's how heinous The Dark Tower was. Being a 16 year old deprived of a Placebo gig in a tiny venue and given the consolation prize of Blair Witch 2 was a BETTER experience.

19.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Close runner up:

October 2000, tickets to see Placebo at Rock City, but there were apocalyptic rainstorms and their roof leaked so badly it was cancelled.

Already pissed off, we decided let's see a spooky film to reclaim the night.

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 did NOT improve anybody's mood.

19.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Dark Tower 😀

Please save my life, Mike Flanagan πŸ™

19.02.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Venus Verticordia - oil painting by Rossetti

Venus Verticordia - oil painting by Rossetti

Afaik this model's name isn't known? DGR replaced her face with Alexa Wilding's in the oil painting so obviously I love that too because she's my favourite. But that sketch has a grip on me πŸ’–

19.02.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm raiding the Courtald gallery for her.

(...or whichever triceratops skull is least guarded anywhere in the world, but that one will probably need a larger crew.)

19.02.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if it's no trouble! Thank you πŸ’–πŸ’–

19.02.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀭 YES

19.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oxo chicken bone broth

Oxo chicken bone broth

Meant to say before but kept forgetting: this stuff has been keeping me alive when even my beloved heinz tomato soup was too irritating on my grated throat. I do ramen or pastina with it usually, but have just been drinking it warm on its own cos I couldn't bear the thought of lumps. Recommend!

17.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HELLO

17.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cutie! That one perfect curl at the end πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ

17.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me inspecting the disgusting tissues I just coughed into πŸ’€

17.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

!!! This looks like it was created in a lab by experts specifically for me πŸ˜… Opened to read tonight!

17.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These are so great πŸ’–

17.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still too exhausted to function. I moved the kettle to my bedside table the other day so I don't have to keep going downstairs, might plan a perilous expedition for the toaster as well πŸ₯΄πŸ‘

17.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling very slightly less like death at last, but the crap I'm hacking up is a colour and texture previously unknown to science. I sincerely advise you not to combine long covid, general agoraphobia-related immune system weakness, and soggy smooches from a child who has just started school πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

17.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

16.02.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

16.02.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw I miss the old days!

16.02.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OOO this looks tasty πŸ‘€

16.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw Ro I'm sorry, that's rough πŸ˜• Good to have answers at least, but still so rough πŸ’–

16.02.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo this is pretty! Those stitches look so squishy 😍

16.02.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0