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This guy!!! 😍🥰

Pirate pals found oodles of love in the cellar. "I will pull B out of the hole with this," said pirate pals.

I like the old style mohair bears with long arms - the fashion kind of shrank them down over time and their heads got bigger, but these will always be my favourites. All hand sewn because sewing machine noise is intolerable to me 😅 plus I just like hand stitching. Years of embroidery paid off!

White teddy bear

Brown teddy bear

Red teddy bear

Light brown teddy bear

These are some of my favourites! Especially the last one, Otis (I think my favourite thing I've ever made, he lives on my bed with the toy dog I've had since I was two), and the white one, Eleanor, who's my first and lives in a little antique toy chair in my bedroom 🥰

Otis

🤭 No lingerie but my best boy Otis is wearing Stede's seaglass collar!

Basil is my guy!!! What a babe 😍🥰

🤭🥰 A little bit "I'm being a cheeky little bastard doing this in his sleep", a lot "but I know this guy and he'll love it", with a sprinkle of "someone snoring and drooling and farting in my bed is usually fucking unbearable but I want to keep this one forever" 🥹

YESSS 🏴‍☠️

I’ve bought a copy of “Captured Shadows”, and ooh, it looks GOOD.

My boys!!!! This is a very "I'm not going to consider what anyone else actually wants to read and just indulge all my Victorian tropey favourites in one thing" project and I'm stupidly fond of it 🥰

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Aww yes, I love these guys! 🥰

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I love you lots 💖💖💖

Nanaaa 😭💖

Books here! I've already sold anything I own of any value, don't really have much else to offer unless anyone wants one of the five million teddy bears I made 🧸

Every single month there seems to be something?! If it's not just being forgotten about, it's RM pretending to knock when I'm sitting four feet from the door 🥴

I still have to try and pull £80 out of my bumhole somehow, anyone need a lightly used kidney or few pints of blood? 😅

Meme

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Email

Me: My brain is on fire, where's my meds?

Royal Mail: Not me this time!

Drs: Lol oops, forgot.

Corpsefucker. Leave her alone.

Not one single flexing ab on show 🥰 and STILL engaging enough to prompt almost 40,000 fanfics. Sounds as if someone doesn't know how to digest stories that aren't fed to them off a plastic spoon like Ready Brek while someone goes "Nyoooom! Here's the aeroplane!" to keep their attention.

Ed in tights! I repeat Ed in tights!

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And I know part of it is probably the hyperfixation on some specific characters that easily spills over to all the AUs. But that doesn't account for the rest of it.

🥰💖 I've been trying to read more Actual Books this year, mostly offline-people's recommendations, and... they're fine? They're ok. Very occasionally there's a gem. But 0 of them have hit the level of character connection managed by the best fic writers. It's very strange.

NSFW photo bribery for anyone who's into sepia photos of cute boys wearing corsets and frills 👀

It feels so weird now even though I was there first 😂😂 Thank you!! That one's kinda my deeply self-indulgent baby but never really took off as much as the other stuff, so it's always extra lovely to hear when someone's into it 🥰💖