Lawrence

I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

Canada's top military commander Jennie Carignan calls out the GOP for questioning women in combat: After 39 years as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify women's contribution to defense and service in their country...

For me, the thing that knocked the wind out of me with this election is that I dared to believe America would get it right THIS time, that America was ready for a Woman President.

It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.

Dammit, America. 😞

Correct

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

While I'm definitely worried about the negative impacts of the next administration, I'm more worried about the cover-up of the impact data. Recall that Trump did everything he could to hide COVID data.

I love that when I say "the good place" and "the bad place" everyone knows exactly what I'm talking about.

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election.

Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

An overturned stick is held upright in an autumn forest and covered in mature Splitgill mushrooms, one stacked above the next, each of their gills radiating above the next

Here are some nice mushrooms

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡

I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.

I can’t tell you how different it is on X now after so many people have left. I have always followed mostly right-wing accounts because I cover them, and they are running out of people to pick fights with. So they’re just mostly fighting with each other.

Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.

I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc

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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

A lot of people ask me what the worst thing I’ve ever smelled is.

Some people think it’s rotting shark blood, since shark blood has urea in it. That’s pretty bad, once had to throw out shoes that got a drop on them.

But I gotta go with putrefied sea turtle here. There’s something in their fat. 🤢

Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing

A night time photo of the northern sky. A mirrored lake reflects the Big Dipper. Northern lights across the lake contain pillars of pink.

Unexpected, bonus Northern Lights with the Big Dipper. #Photography

Black and white cat laying on a bed with a plant behind him, looking startled to be there.

This is Darwin. He is afraid of pretty much everything. Despite this, our 3yo is convinced he chases away super scary monsters every night when we all go to bed. To him, Darwin is the bravest cat in the world.

You might not feel brave, but I promise, just like Darwin, to someone, you are a hero.

In a world that's built on purpose to wear you down until you're nothing, simply making art and being yourself and even just loving... they're truly acts of rebellion.

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

Now, more than ever...

Iowa Poll: Kamala Harris leapfrogs Donald Trump to take lead near Election Day. Here's how The new Iowa Poll shows Kamala Harris leading Donald Trump by 3 points. Pollster J. Ann Selzer: “It’s hard for anybody to say they saw this coming.”

THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...

"kamala harris will protect your right to disagree with her" is something i haven't really heard from another surrogate and i find it genuinely compelling?

*taps the sign*

former child star teaches green thing about showbiz

Happy Halloween! (And 6th Anniversary to DELTARUNE!)

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Leopard gecko chilling 🎶