To anyone in Chicago upset about the Bears losing my dad just texted “sorry”
19.01.2026 03:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To anyone in Chicago upset about the Bears losing my dad just texted “sorry”
19.01.2026 03:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
13.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 6509 🔁 1366 💬 32 📌 14I have other nuanced opinions but man gotta love his hater frown for people taking meaning and joy from their work
14.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
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Trains, tides, and carbonara wait for no man
12.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
10.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 7481 🔁 3218 💬 53 📌 119
Congratulations to Larry the Downing Street cat.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
lol. Now I feel like a potatoe
07.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Little Dan Quail mouse out the top
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Last day
07.11.2025 14:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0A big L for motherfuckers tonight.
05.11.2025 03:47 — 👍 306 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 4You got Chicagoans rooting for you
05.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0North by Northwest
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You’ll just have to trust me that this is a ba barleywine ad
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Gotta save my plants!
23.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brussels is too rainy. I’m going home
23.10.2025 12:03 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
Backstage somewhere in Brussels and what I want to talk about is how much everyone loves Iggy
22.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m relatively creative with them and have some for him
21.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The wifi for the Troll bar is not Tropp. I tried.
21.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can also juss stay w me
21.10.2025 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Btw the wifi password for the Trappist bar is Trappist. Two “p”s
21.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Could have stolen all those Napoleon jewels tho
21.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAma’s boy
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Updates from Leuven where the police are not trying to aid in a burgeoning dictatorship
“The Police have been mobilized in the neighborhood. They're catching a stray rooster. There are three officers cornering it with a doggy carrier in the alley.”
Ran into @stanhieronymus.bsky.social in Ghent this afternoon
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Sad to see them more and more scribbled off
21.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chatting with the bartender
“We make only special beers here. Like brown sugar brown beer for Christmas. But not much. Last year we only made 4000L of it”
“4000L? On this brewhouse? Thats…a lot”
“Maybe if you’re a homebrewer”
😢
ThankYouMayWeHaveAnother!
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