No Crying in Baseball Podcast

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Hey New Guy, I don’t Even Know What Team You’re On | No Crying In Baseball | Episode 447 That’s right, spring training games have started and we’re getting alerts about players we don’t know. First though, we’ve got a legit scandal crossed with police blotter and wrapped in labor. Pottymo...

⚾️ Spring training is back, bringing player alerts we don’t recognize and other stuff we definitely do. 🚔

We say, “Forget Disneyworld, Drag Brunch is the happiest place on earth,” “It’s just too close to a severed finger,” and “C’mon, his name is Mayo, why is there not a condiment shirt?”

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Hey New Guy, I don’t Even Know What Team You’re On | No Crying In Baseball | Episode 447 That’s right, spring training games have started and we’re getting alerts about players we don’t know. First though, we’ve got a legit scandal crossed with police blotter and wrapped in labor. Pottymo...

⚾️ Spring training is back, bringing player alerts we don’t recognize and other stuff we definitely do. 🚔

We say, “Forget Disneyworld, Drag Brunch is the happiest place on earth,” “It’s just too close to a severed finger,” and “C’mon, his name is Mayo, why is there not a condiment shirt?”

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Rays walk it off 2-1 and there goes my Bickerstaff fandom.

I'm going to hold on to that image of Mickey Mouse being the reincarnation of Shakespeare. That explains a lot, really.

It's the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs, the Red Sox winning 1-0, Rays have guys on 2nd and 3rd and a guy named Calvin Bickerstaff is pitching. I know zero about him, but I'm his biggest fan if he can get out of this jam.
Gotta love Spring Training.😍

Announcer stated it was a “too many men on ice penalty” during the women’s olympic gold medal game.
#dobetter

Six Degrees of Bad Bunny | No Crying In Baseball | Episode 446 You can keep your Kevin Bacon, we are practically related to Bad Bunny. I mean, we stood next to Ronald Acuña Jr once and he was in the casita so here we are. Nick is off to unbutton his jersey in San...

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We say, “I feel like ‘scrappy’ comes up more if your glamour height is 5’9”,” “He had me at Pedroia,” and “I’m the only one who could see the lack of bulge.”

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The Scorecard Said Rojo and I’m Looking at Verde | No Crying In Baseball | Episode 445 It was a visually confusing finale for Serie del Caribe what with the Mexico on Mexico naming convention not matching the jersey situation. And then no jerseys to be had because, well, tariffs. In oth...

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We say, “Absolutely no one doesn’t love Salvy.” “Was it a Bad Bunny rabbit hole?” and “You said Book ‘em Danno and Danno booked ‘em.”

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It’s Super Bowl SUNDAY, not Monday morning.

Ahhhh, fond memories of the 1985 party. 🙃

So who predicted the first TD for each team coming in the 4th? 🤔

Yes! And so damn true.

. . . followed by an ICE ad. So ugly. 🤬

Billionaires gonna billionaire. FUCKERS.

A FUCKING ICE AD AFTER THAT GORGEOUS HALFTIME???? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

First touchdown of the game by Benito. 🐰❤️🇵🇷

BEST FUCKING HALFTIME EVER! 🇵🇷❤️

THANK YOU! It’s getting so much shit on here. It was my whole childhood wrapped up in an iced regulah! Loved it.

I’m so befuddled by the negative reactions to that Dunks ad. That was my whole fuckin’ childhood, and DUNKS! 😍

Wha???? Were you around in the 80s? In New England?

He really just said “both these quarterbacks need to open it up with their legs.” Roll the tape. 😎

More girls in sports ads, please! 🙌❤️

SO fucking disappointed in Che and Jost!!!! 🤬🤬

I thought “mindfuck” was the garble. Any real footage out there? 🤔

Already SICK of Dr$ftkingz. 😵‍💫

What happened to “MAGA agenda”? I was hoping! 🙁

OK, I’ll take horror movies over Tr*mf accounts. Fucker. 🤬

IMHO - Horror movie ads don’t belong in the Superb Owl.

Eep - shipping is pricey. Fucking tariffs. 🤬